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Remember that fic I wrote where the two women met and had a ridonculously incredible day together?
No? You're right, all of my fics end with people getting shot. No one was shot on Friday, which was good. Also Jordan, the woman I tricked into a date, is incredible. She's smart, funny, sweet as sugar, passionate and she has knock you on your face and make you like it brown eyes.
We met at McKays, a used book store, and here's how excited I was - we left without me buying anything. I NEVER go to McKays and leave empty handed. They have WAY discounted graphic novels. We're talking about Batman here. I know, I'm still in shock too.
So after we left the book store we went to eat. Now we're in Knoxville and I could never find this place again if my life depended on it, but it's great. Chineese buffet style and sushi. I was slightly nervous about it, so I spent an hour teaching myself to use chopsticks so I didn't look like a TOTAL nerd. Epic fail, I know. The food was good the company was great and the middle-aged asian server who worked our section, yeah her head almost exploded.
<> Translated from Asian of course. <> I assume that's what she was thinking, I mean if her face was any indication.
So then, following lunch, we went to Clash of the Titans. I have no fricking idea what that movie was about. Seriously, I know Liam Neeson was in it and he was angry. There was a big 'ol scorpion and other stuff. Possibly a penis headed Medusa. Allot of chicks were killed or almost-killed. Shenanigans ensued while I was distracted by the beutiful lady next to me.
After that we wandered around Knoxville...it's all a bit fuzzy. A happy sort of fuzzy in which I was confused as to what happened to about 4-5 hours of the day.
Get your head out of the damn gutter! Well not all the way out of the gutter, but like almost all the way.
The point is Friday kicked some major ass. Like Joker ass.
Let's go on a Batman themed tangent for a second. So on the drive up to Knoxville I was trying to like chill out and think. So I asked my standard question: What Would Batman Do? Yes, Batman is sort of like Jesus...with a utility belt and a kick ass car. So what would Batman do? Well from his track record, I think I know what advice he would give me.
"She's probably a spy...or a super villan."
So if you're surrounded by ninjas or fighting a psychotic clown, Batmans the man. For dating advice, maybe not so much. So I went through my comic list looking for advice...and realized that maybe Superheroes aren't exactly the best role models...just maybe.
So I went with Plan B - Be myself. Radical I know! Further more, usually Plan B stands for Plan Batman, but yeah...where was I?
Sorry, distracted by thoughts of this incredible girl.
The best part? She wants to see me again.
Freakin' Awesome!
Take THAT Batman. You and your brooding lonliness!...Not too far, though, I might be fighting ninjas or plant ladies later.
So despite Batman's advice I am gonna stick with it....cause she's awesome.
Wait how did Batman and dating get all crossed up?
No idea.
I am really super wierd. But happy, really happy.
Also, LJ, why is Batman not a mood? I'm just putting it out there. Sometimes I feel Batman-y. Other times I feel over-the-moon happy. Hooray! I'll go with accomplished because, well that's another story.
No? You're right, all of my fics end with people getting shot. No one was shot on Friday, which was good. Also Jordan, the woman I tricked into a date, is incredible. She's smart, funny, sweet as sugar, passionate and she has knock you on your face and make you like it brown eyes.
We met at McKays, a used book store, and here's how excited I was - we left without me buying anything. I NEVER go to McKays and leave empty handed. They have WAY discounted graphic novels. We're talking about Batman here. I know, I'm still in shock too.
So after we left the book store we went to eat. Now we're in Knoxville and I could never find this place again if my life depended on it, but it's great. Chineese buffet style and sushi. I was slightly nervous about it, so I spent an hour teaching myself to use chopsticks so I didn't look like a TOTAL nerd. Epic fail, I know. The food was good the company was great and the middle-aged asian server who worked our section, yeah her head almost exploded.
<> Translated from Asian of course. <> I assume that's what she was thinking, I mean if her face was any indication.
So then, following lunch, we went to Clash of the Titans. I have no fricking idea what that movie was about. Seriously, I know Liam Neeson was in it and he was angry. There was a big 'ol scorpion and other stuff. Possibly a penis headed Medusa. Allot of chicks were killed or almost-killed. Shenanigans ensued while I was distracted by the beutiful lady next to me.
After that we wandered around Knoxville...it's all a bit fuzzy. A happy sort of fuzzy in which I was confused as to what happened to about 4-5 hours of the day.
Get your head out of the damn gutter! Well not all the way out of the gutter, but like almost all the way.
The point is Friday kicked some major ass. Like Joker ass.
Let's go on a Batman themed tangent for a second. So on the drive up to Knoxville I was trying to like chill out and think. So I asked my standard question: What Would Batman Do? Yes, Batman is sort of like Jesus...with a utility belt and a kick ass car. So what would Batman do? Well from his track record, I think I know what advice he would give me.
"She's probably a spy...or a super villan."
So if you're surrounded by ninjas or fighting a psychotic clown, Batmans the man. For dating advice, maybe not so much. So I went through my comic list looking for advice...and realized that maybe Superheroes aren't exactly the best role models...just maybe.
So I went with Plan B - Be myself. Radical I know! Further more, usually Plan B stands for Plan Batman, but yeah...where was I?
Sorry, distracted by thoughts of this incredible girl.
The best part? She wants to see me again.
Freakin' Awesome!
Take THAT Batman. You and your brooding lonliness!...Not too far, though, I might be fighting ninjas or plant ladies later.
So despite Batman's advice I am gonna stick with it....cause she's awesome.
Wait how did Batman and dating get all crossed up?
No idea.
I am really super wierd. But happy, really happy.
Also, LJ, why is Batman not a mood? I'm just putting it out there. Sometimes I feel Batman-y. Other times I feel over-the-moon happy. Hooray! I'll go with accomplished because, well that's another story.