Dec 18, 2007 14:27
Is it just me, or do a lot of the new arrivals seem to have some sorta bug up their ass about how they're so damn much better than the rest of us poor slobs? Well, just for the record, kids--you ain't. You ain't a unique, fuckin' snowflake. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You're in the same goddamn boat as the rest of us, so shut the fuck up and get over yourselves, already. Yeesh...
Also, if any of the locals are listening, stop playing grab-ass with the damn barmaids. They're working, for Chrissake. How'd you like it if you were working your fruit stand, or whatever, and somebody came up and grabbed your ass, huh? From now on, as far as you're concerned, they're all my sisters. Treat 'em as such. Seriously. You don't want me coming over there.
[Private to Severus]
Tried out the potion, and it worked fine. Looks like I'll need about twelve more. No big rush, but let me know when you can have 'em ready and how much you'll want for 'em.
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grab-ass,
a fight club moment,
potions,
barmaids,
new arrivals,
severus,
get over yourselves