Perfect Gift 3/7
Chapter 3: More Surprises
Day 3
“Oi, hentai!” Sakuragi came trotting down the street, towards the direction of the Ryonan Ace, Sendoh Akira. “How dare you? I thought you WERE going to help me! Fuck you, Sendoh, fuck you!” Hanamichi was really fuming over Sendoh’s perverseness.
But the Ryonan Ace couldn’t help but make fun of this innocent do’aho in front of him. With all eagerness, he screamed, “Really? Sure! When?”
Sakuragi blushed from the bluntness of Sendoh’s response. “You’re such a pervert, Sendoh,” he said in a low growl. He was feeling quite ashamed after almost everyone in the street heard what the two gigantic basketball players were talking about. “Where the hell did you get that ‘condom’ flower?”
Sendoh gave such a hearty laugh. “I bet the TENSAI didn’t know that there are ‘condom flowers’ as you call them…until now.”
Sakuragi gave him his killer eye look. “Shut up, pervert. This tensai is no hentai!”
“Wow, Hanamichi, I didn’t know were poetic. Tensai and Hentai…that really rhymes.” Sendoh couldn’t take it anymore. This redhead is really making me laugh. After several seconds, he was laughing frantically like a lunatic…no, just like Hanamichi. “Mwahahah…” /wonder how that would look like/
***Hanamichi: How come he’s stealing my best asset?
fyre/RM: Your laugh is your best asset? I can’t believe it. You must be joking.
Hanamichi: Well, that laugh made Kitsune FALL IN LOVE WITH ME… *laughs like a lunatic*
fyre/RM: looks at Rukawa Really? *laughs just like Sakuragi* /maybe I could make him fall in love with me, too/
Rukawa: *looks at both fyre and Hanamichi* DO’AHO! *walks out*
fyre/RM & Hanamichi: NANI!***
When Sendoh’s had finally ended, he asked Sakuragi if Rukawa liked the flower. Hanamichi nodded and Sendoh laughed like a madman all over again. “Mwahahaha…that Rukawa of yours is really a pervert…mwahahaha…”
Hanamichi growled. “SHUT UP, SENDOH or I’ll give you one of my head butts!”
Sendoh tapped Hanamichi on the shoulder. He stopped laughing but his face was still full of mockery. “So, are we still on with our plan?”
“What plan?”
Sendoh got up and ransacked his bag. He produced a package and handed it to Hanamichi with a smirk. “Give that package to Rukawa.”
“NO! I don’t like to. I don’t know what’s in this. You might be planning something fishy again, hentai!”
“Nani! Don’t you trust me Hanamichi?” Sendoh pulled out his poppy dog-eyed look.
“NO!”
“Oh, come on, that’s only a BALL! Ask him to play with you. He’ll DEFINITELY like it.” Sendoh sneered.
“Oh, I don’t know. With that face, I know you’re up to something…NOT GOOD!”
Sakuragi went home with the package between his hands. If this is just a ball, just like what Sendoh said, how come it’s too heavy? That hentai can really be an ACHE in the head sometimes. While walking, he wondered if Rukawa was already home.
Earlier that morning…
-flashback-
“Hana-kun, I’m going out,” stated the King of Ice.
“Where are you going, Kaede?”
“Akagi-sempai wants to talk to me,” said Rukawa in his infamous monotonous voice.
“Gori? What the hell does that gorilla want with you, anyway?”
“Do’aho.”
“Kitsune!” Sakuragi was deep in thought. I never heard that gori’s a pervert, too. Why would he want to be with my kitsune? GORI!
Rukawa went out of the apartment and left Hanamichi with his thoughts. Sure, he could read what was in Sakuragi’s mind that moment and he even blushed at the thought of it. He doesn’t know but simple things, such as this, are enough to make me realize he really loves me. He smiled…but then he realized that Sakuragi was calling and running after him.
“Kitsune, wait up!”
Rukawa halted, turned around and waited for his Hana-kun. When Sakuragi was already in front of him, he gave out the coldest “Do’aho” ever and started walking again towards the Akagi residence with a smile.
Sakuragi caught up with him. “The tensai’s coming with you, kitsune. Mwahahaha…”
“Do’aho. What will you do there?”
“You know, kitsune, I can’t leave you alone with that gorilla. I might as well be there so that when he tries raping you or whatever, I’ll be there to help you.” He searched for Rukawa’s hand and squeezed it.
“Do’aho.” He squeezed back and smiled. “What will you do if he said he wanted to speak to me PERSONALLY?” Rukawa teased him. This is one of Rukawa’s happy days indeed…he’s JOKING around.
Sakuragi knew what he meant by the statement so he replied also teasingly. “I guess I’ll have talk to Haruko then.”
Rukawa froze. “Nani!” I forgot that Akagi-sempai has a sister, HARUKO! Hmmp. She’s a big threat in our relationship. She might steal Hana-kun from me.
***fyre/RM: What? Haruko might steal Hanamichi from you? My, I don’t think Haruko is as stupid as you.
Rukawa: Nani! I am not stupid! *glares at fyre*
fyre/RM: And haven’t you realized it yet? Haruko likes you…and not Hanamichi.
Hanamichi: I thought I’m the star here…then why does kitsune have almost all the girls in the show? And I get none?
Rukawa: *goes closer to Hanamichi* Because you have me, idot. *smiles, kisses Hanamichi*
fyre/RM: *sighs, shakes her head* You two should get a room!***
“No, Hana-kun. You can’t come with me.”
“Nani!” Sakuragi started protesting. “Doushite?”
“Because I said so.” Hanamichi started protesting again but he was hushed down by Rukawa’s kisses.
Hanamichi pulled away from the kiss. “Fine.”
-end of flashback-
Hanamichi entered their apartment. He was heading for the kitchen to eat when he realized that Rukawa, from out of nowhere, stopped him with a hug from behind. “Kaede…”
“I’m sorry, Hana-kun.”
“Huh? What’s wrong, Kitsune?”
“I said I’m sorry. Do’aho.”
Sakuragi smiled. He put down the package on the table /yep, he’s still holding the package/ and hugged Rukawa back.
“Is that for me, Hana-kun?”
What’s wrong with Rukawa? The King of Ice became the Ice breaker? “Anou-um…” Sakuragi hesitated at first because he still doubted Sendoh. But when he looked at Rukawa’s eyes, he saw happiness in them. Maybe he’s expecting this…”Hai. This is for you, Kaede,” he handed to him the package with a smile.
“Arigato, Hana-kun.” Rukawa opened the package while Sakuragi went to the kitchen to look for food. “Wanna play, Kitsune?” he shouted. He was ransacking the fridge when he felt Rukawa caress his back SEDUCTIVELY. Hanamichi stiffened. “Kaede? What are you doing?”
“You asked me if I wanted to play, didn’t you?” Rukawa started nuzzling Hanamichi’s neck.
“Yeah. So?”
“Then let’s play. Follow me to the room.” Rukawa left Hanamichi with a kiss and headed to their room.
“Nani!” shouted Sakuragi. “I thought we’re playing.”
“That’s right,” confirmed Rukawa.
“Then why are you heading to the room? Are you changing your clothes? Because if you are, I’m telling you, there’s no need at all. I thought we could play at the nearby court.”
Rukawa’s eyes widened in disbelief. “So, you wanna do IT outside, huh? At the court?”
“Of course!” Rukawa’s eyes became as big as plates. “Where else would you wanna do it?”
“I…I thought…” Rukawa stuttered. “I thought maybe we could do it on the bed first.”
Now, it was Hanamichi’s time to have those eyes-as-big-as-plates. “Are you nuts, kitsune?”
“No, I’m perfectly fine.” And he did look fine, much to the amazement of Sakuragi.
“Have you put up a ring in our room?”
“WHAT RING ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?” demanded Rukawa. He was starting to feel that there was another misunderstanding between him and this do’aho in front of him. “You said you wanna play.”
“Yeah, I said I wanna play with you…”
Rukawa sighed. He was relieved….but only for a while. Sakuragi asked him once more…”So, are we still playing basketball…coz if we aren’t then-“
“BASKETBALL?” Rukawa bellowed. “What basketball are you talking about?”
“We’re playing basketball, right?”
Rukawa almost fainted. His knees gave out and he even stumbled on the way to the room. He heard Sakuragi shout “I guess we’re not playing anymore.” He found comfort on the bed and he buried his face beneath the pillows. He heard Sakuragi enter the room.
“Doushite, Kaede? Didn’t you like my gift?” He was carrying the box with the ball inside. Strange. Why is this ball so heavy? “Kaede, what’s wrong? Tell me.”
“DO’AHO!” Rukawa shouted. “WHY DON’T YOU LOOK AT YOUR GIFT FIRST, HUH?”
Sakuragi took the rather weighty ball from the box. Weird. How come this ball is smooth. I never knew that there are balls that were not made from rubber. He studied the ball. He then saw that there was this strange button right in the middle of the brand of the ball. He pressed the button and then the ball suddenly opened. Huh? This is a container? What are these? He studied the things inside the ball. A deep blush then appeared on his face. Oh. My. God. SENDOH, YOU’RE SO DEAD!
The ball actually contained a lubricant, honey-flavored; several condoms, in different flavors; and a pair of kinky underwear, designed like animals - giraffe and elephant.