You Can't Escape My Love; Draco/Harry Songfic 1/2
Part One: Draco’s POV
you can run you can hide but you can’t escape my love
The Great Harry Potter was nowhere to be found and so is the ‘Slytherin Sex God’ Draco Malfoy. Everybody knows where they have gone to but everyone is still anxious as to what the hell has been happening since they left. Everyone in Hogwarts knows about Draco Malfoy’s sex life and that is why they are so anxious about him and Harry leaving for Hogsmeade this weekend. It seems that the sex god is now about to claim for himself the wonder that goes with the name of Harry Potter. And this is where the story begins…at room 5 of the Leaky Cauldron’s where a pair of lovers is currently making out on a very comfortable bed…
here’s how it goes
“Scared, Harry?” Oh, Merlin! I’m getting giddy with this.
“Huh? What? NO.” Really now…
“What’s the matter then?” Go on, say it so we could start early. I don’t think the night’s quite enough for me to ravish you completely.
“Well, I’ve never really done this before, Draco. I’m just nervous.” Oh…wait a second…do you mean…
“Oh, I didn’t know you are still a virgin.” Smirk This is gonna be more enjoyable then. I’m feeling really lucky tonight.
“Hey! What’s that look on your face for? I don’t like it.” Nothing…just me thinking of every possible way I could make you come for me. Mmmm…delicious.
“What’s wrong with my face? Don’t you know that you are so lucky because you got to see this prized face of mine up close and personal?”
you and me, up and down
“Yeah, right. So let me count then…Parkinson, Zabini…so that makes me the fourteenth ‘lucky person’ who got to know you up close and personal, am I right?” A little jealous, are you? But you are quite mistaken, Harry.
“Actually, you’re the fifteenth. You forgot to count Finnigan in. That bastard…” Come on, are we going to talk about that dumb Finnigan the whole night? “But who cares? He’s so pathetic! He offered himself to me…thought he was great since he was labeled the ‘Gryffindor Sex God’ but I swear to Merlin he sucks. Not that he sucks good…Merlin, he was horrible. Totally horrible. Yeah, worst suck I ever got.”
“Knock it off!” Ok, so now you are really, totally jealous.
“What’s the matter now?” You know I love you…don’t get so annoyingly insecure.
“Oh come on, Draco. How thick can you get?” Are you nuts? Me, thick? Maybe you are. Wait, are you talking about down under? Yeah.
“Oh, I see. Well…guess it really pays to have a very irresistible and enticing boyfriend, isn’t it?” Deal with the consequences, my love.
“I can’t believe you!” Oh no…I think I know where this is leading…
but baby this time we’ll get it right, worth a fight
“What did I do this time?” It’s not my fault that I was born this good-looking and sexy.
“What did you do? Do you wanna know? Let me tell you…when we had our first date, you bragged about someone from your ‘lucky person’ list whom you had sex with and how she screamed at the top of her lungs when she had her orgasm!” I did? “When we had our first kiss, you compared me to Zabini, who apparently was the best kisser among your previous lovers!” He wasn’t the best. No he wasn’t, honestly. “And just a while ago while we were supposed to be making out, you conceitedly told me about your escapades with Seamus! Now tell me, haven’t you still noticed that YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG?” Well, I’m not dumb to not notice that but…
“But Harry, I didn’t intend to talk about that dim-witted Finnigan. You were the one who brought up the topic, remember?” I have a good memory so you couldn’t possibly blame it on me, could you?
“So now it’s my fault. I can’t believe this is happening!” Must get ready for the worst…here we go again…
coz love is something you can’t shake when it breaks, all it takes is some trying
“Harry, come on. Just forget about it. It’s not my fault and neither is it yours, ok?” That’s the only possible way we can stop this fight without having to blame either one of us…
“Ok? IT’S NOT OK!” Clam down, Harry, calm down…the whole establishment might hear you and you wouldn’t want that, would you?
“Let’s just drop the topic because it’s ruining the whole evening.” I’m actually quite hard down there so if you please… “Shall we just resume what we’ve-”
“Stop it, Draco. Fuck off.” Oooh…mad aren’t you?
“Now you’re pissed-really, really pissed.” And I can see it clearly…
“Draco, this is no laughing matter!” I wasn’t laughing.
“Fine. I’ll just take on the blame so we could end this fight already. You know how hard this is on my part.” Really, really HARD. “I’ve never ever in my life apologized to someone else but I’m saying it now-for the sake of our relationship. I wish you would appreciate the sacrifice because it will cost me a million-dollar damage-on my ego, that is. So here it is-I’m utterly so-”
“Know what? Fuck you and your humongous ego!” Did I hear the word fuck? At last! “I’m leaving!”
if you feel like leaving, i’m not gonna beg you to stay
“What?” What? You aren’t serious, are you? Uh, I think you are… “Fine. If you insist so much on your leaving me here alone, it’s fine with me. Just fine!” SLAM Go ahead, leave me here alone. I’m not stupid enough to beg you to stay. I’ve already stooped so low when I apologized a while ago. I am not going to go after you, Harry. I will not! “I could do this…I won’t beg…I won’t beg…I won’t beg…”
coz soon you’ll be finding, you can run you can hide but you can’t escape my love
And anyway, I’m a Malfoy and Malfoys don’t beg! You’ll see, Harry. You can leave me here now but you can never run away from me…you cannot deny me for so long…you love me too much because I’m too irresistible…but you better make it quick or I won’t be able to control myself any longer…