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[rebel_in_slacks]

William Carlos Williams rewritten in Mean Girls Dialectic:

Hi, Sweetie, I Just Wanted to Say

I might’ve drank
that double-shot, grande, mocha, frappacino
stashed in
the fridge?

you know, that
you always have
right after
your workout? (You totally look fetch, by the way!)

You don’t mind, right?
I was dying of thirst
and maybe you should consider
switching to diet?