hell i thought it was funny so should you
We were at the RIO meeting with some of there clients whom they were dealing with at the convention they were in town for. Needless to say, it was becoming a sausage fest awfully fast, as one gentleman showed up after another.
As their host, I could only sit by and listen to them talk about their industry and its goings on. I lost interest after about ten minutes and proclaimed that we needed some women to break up this prickly brier patch of cocks that was beginning to form all around us. Two guys and I broke off from the main group to go on the hunt while the others stayed behind.
Ten guys rolling through a casino trying to pick up women isn’t usually very lucrative so I prefer small groups while on the prowl, it’s less intimidating and appears to be more “accidental” therefore none threatening which has some indescribable appeal to women, also it has a reconnaissance/ninja type feel to it. While roaming the casino floor I spotted this parade of about twelve women heading towards one of the little casino bars.
Now this is where I would like to point out a phenomenon that occurs with groups of women in numbers of 4 or more. I call it the “Fortress of Flesh”. In other words these girls seem to unconsciously play this game of protect the hot chick. It’s like this impenetrable wall of unattractiveness and skin that you have to fight your way through to get to the prize. Ever wonder what a sperm feels like while trying to get inside the egg, well this is it. So there the three of us are, just standing there in the shadows planning on what we’re going to do to “save” the pretty one in the middle and get her to come with one of us. I then start to realize that the only way this is going to happen is I have to take on the whole group women to negotiate the release of their attractive captive.
Then things take a turn for the worse, the guys I’m with are just completely unwilling to cooperate with the old jumping on the grenade technique and they literally get this disgusted look on there faces when I suggest we go talk to the whole group and then they split. They deserted me, just left me there to fend for myself. Looking back however, I think they may have went back to the hotel room they were sharing to play a game of G.I. Joe, were one of them lays down and the other one blows the shit out of him. Anyway, I puff out my chest, adjusted my unit, and headed towards the flesh fort...
I verbally seduced the outer ring of unattractiveness and reached the second. Things were going well, and the target was within reach when all of sudden the outer ring broke open and there they were, another squadron of guys, three of them to be exact. They were the dickhead Abercrombie and Fitch type guys that speak through their closed teeth sort of like Thurston Howel. These fucking guys……if their little dicks could reach there own assholes they’d stay home all night and just fuck themselves saving all of us from their fucking Daddy paid for my (insert any noun) bullshit. Let’s take a moment and pray shall we, come on do it with me… Please god, please let their little dicks touch their assholes, thank you god.
Ok, so things are starting to spiral out of control at this point because these guys are pissing off the outer ring making them angry at anything that has a penis, These women out number the hot ones in the group therefore, they are the deciding factor of what the group is going to do. So I tell the outer ring that me and all of my friends will be up at the VooDoo Lounge if you want to meet us up there and they jump all over it. They round up the entire group with a snap of there fingers including the hot one and they’re off!
I quickly scurried away and headed back to home base with the news that there is an army of women that want to meet up with us at the VooDoo Lounge. I of course neglected to tell them all that there was only one worth going after, but I had already invested my time into joining the “fat friend circle of trust”, or maybe I just got greedy.
In the end, we all ended up in the Lounge and it turns out that these girls were part of an even bigger entity. Apparently, they were all in for a hair stylist’s convention thing that brought all of the ladies together for one fabulous weekend. The guys I was with felt like they were in a brothel and once more started with the drunken, my emotions are running rampant with excitement exclamation of “Vegas Baby!”. That’s when I saw her; she was sitting amongst a sea of other women so I made my move. We laughed, talked, made out a little and then she coaxed me out to the dance floor.
This is where things got weird, she stood up and so did I, but when I hit my height at a little over six feet tall, she keep rising, and rising, and rising. Next thing I knew, I was standing there staring at the top of her chest! This chick had to be over seven feet tall. “Holy shit!” Is what I found myself saying at her. She then took me to the dance floor and tossed me around like a fucking rag doll, I must have looked like a six year old kid dancing with his mother that’s twice his height. Next thing I know she got her enormous fucking hand in my pants handling me like a cigar that keeps slipping through her fingers. Still in shock of her size and aggressiveness, I found myself with a ragging hard on. Which she decided to take care of right away!
We took off to her room the whole time this massive giant is throwing me around the elevator trying to pull my shit out right then and there even while we stopped at different floors while people got on and off the elevator. Finally after this torture fest in the elevator we arrived at her room and upon entering we found her roommate riding atop of some other poor drunken fool that had fallen into this role reversal situation that I found myself in. In the commotion of our entrance, I swore I thought I heard a cry for help come from him while her roommate fucked him like he was an inanimate dildo and shouted at us to get out without missing a beat.
I was then pushed out of the room and she dragged me down the long hotel corridor to the stairwell. She had mine and her pants down faster than I can put just my own on in the morning. She then politely and I guess as delicately as a giant can, proceeded to roll a condom onto me and before I knew it, I was nailing this chick while we were both standing up. Now you might not think that’s such a big step, you might be saying, “I’ve done women standing up before big fucking deal” well just think about this, I didn’t have her propped up against a wall, I wasn’t holding her legs up, neither of us was even bending in any direction, we were both just standing there fucking, with my head buried in her chest, I had to bend my neck back all the way to make eye contact with her.
When we finished up, I looked like somebody had dumped a bucket of water into my pants and all over my thighs. I walked the behemoth back to her room and she decided she wasn’t done with me yet. I figured this out right away when she said to me “I’m not done with you yet”. She dropped onto her knees and blew me right there in the hallway in front of her hotel room door.
After a little while, the door to her room opened up and the guy that was with her roommate came out ghost white with a panicked look on his face and said “Holy shit, excuse me, I gotta get out of here”. The colossus didn’t miss a beat she just kept on going, so I watched this guy run down the hall desperately trying to find the elevator. After jolly green finished me off, she released me but told me that she wasn’t leaving for another day and that I better be around the following night. I agreed and then walked away as if I meant it.
As I stepped into the elevator with pants that looked like an elephant had just pissed on, me god only knows how bad I smelled, I was too drunk to realize, but I know how my clothes smelled the next day……needless to say I made the long walk of shame all the way back through the casino floor, to the parking garage the whole time smiling with messed up hair, shirt half tucked, wobbling drunk and the vaginal juice of a giant all over my pants.
“Vegas Baby, Vegas”
yep and to top it all off i hear all you n***** at south hav aids ........sigh lol naw j/p but i no a few grads from 2005 that might be crying rite now lol
As their host, I could only sit by and listen to them talk about their industry and its goings on. I lost interest after about ten minutes and proclaimed that we needed some women to break up this prickly brier patch of cocks that was beginning to form all around us. Two guys and I broke off from the main group to go on the hunt while the others stayed behind.
Ten guys rolling through a casino trying to pick up women isn’t usually very lucrative so I prefer small groups while on the prowl, it’s less intimidating and appears to be more “accidental” therefore none threatening which has some indescribable appeal to women, also it has a reconnaissance/ninja type feel to it. While roaming the casino floor I spotted this parade of about twelve women heading towards one of the little casino bars.
Now this is where I would like to point out a phenomenon that occurs with groups of women in numbers of 4 or more. I call it the “Fortress of Flesh”. In other words these girls seem to unconsciously play this game of protect the hot chick. It’s like this impenetrable wall of unattractiveness and skin that you have to fight your way through to get to the prize. Ever wonder what a sperm feels like while trying to get inside the egg, well this is it. So there the three of us are, just standing there in the shadows planning on what we’re going to do to “save” the pretty one in the middle and get her to come with one of us. I then start to realize that the only way this is going to happen is I have to take on the whole group women to negotiate the release of their attractive captive.
Then things take a turn for the worse, the guys I’m with are just completely unwilling to cooperate with the old jumping on the grenade technique and they literally get this disgusted look on there faces when I suggest we go talk to the whole group and then they split. They deserted me, just left me there to fend for myself. Looking back however, I think they may have went back to the hotel room they were sharing to play a game of G.I. Joe, were one of them lays down and the other one blows the shit out of him. Anyway, I puff out my chest, adjusted my unit, and headed towards the flesh fort...
I verbally seduced the outer ring of unattractiveness and reached the second. Things were going well, and the target was within reach when all of sudden the outer ring broke open and there they were, another squadron of guys, three of them to be exact. They were the dickhead Abercrombie and Fitch type guys that speak through their closed teeth sort of like Thurston Howel. These fucking guys……if their little dicks could reach there own assholes they’d stay home all night and just fuck themselves saving all of us from their fucking Daddy paid for my (insert any noun) bullshit. Let’s take a moment and pray shall we, come on do it with me… Please god, please let their little dicks touch their assholes, thank you god.
Ok, so things are starting to spiral out of control at this point because these guys are pissing off the outer ring making them angry at anything that has a penis, These women out number the hot ones in the group therefore, they are the deciding factor of what the group is going to do. So I tell the outer ring that me and all of my friends will be up at the VooDoo Lounge if you want to meet us up there and they jump all over it. They round up the entire group with a snap of there fingers including the hot one and they’re off!
I quickly scurried away and headed back to home base with the news that there is an army of women that want to meet up with us at the VooDoo Lounge. I of course neglected to tell them all that there was only one worth going after, but I had already invested my time into joining the “fat friend circle of trust”, or maybe I just got greedy.
In the end, we all ended up in the Lounge and it turns out that these girls were part of an even bigger entity. Apparently, they were all in for a hair stylist’s convention thing that brought all of the ladies together for one fabulous weekend. The guys I was with felt like they were in a brothel and once more started with the drunken, my emotions are running rampant with excitement exclamation of “Vegas Baby!”. That’s when I saw her; she was sitting amongst a sea of other women so I made my move. We laughed, talked, made out a little and then she coaxed me out to the dance floor.
This is where things got weird, she stood up and so did I, but when I hit my height at a little over six feet tall, she keep rising, and rising, and rising. Next thing I knew, I was standing there staring at the top of her chest! This chick had to be over seven feet tall. “Holy shit!” Is what I found myself saying at her. She then took me to the dance floor and tossed me around like a fucking rag doll, I must have looked like a six year old kid dancing with his mother that’s twice his height. Next thing I know she got her enormous fucking hand in my pants handling me like a cigar that keeps slipping through her fingers. Still in shock of her size and aggressiveness, I found myself with a ragging hard on. Which she decided to take care of right away!
We took off to her room the whole time this massive giant is throwing me around the elevator trying to pull my shit out right then and there even while we stopped at different floors while people got on and off the elevator. Finally after this torture fest in the elevator we arrived at her room and upon entering we found her roommate riding atop of some other poor drunken fool that had fallen into this role reversal situation that I found myself in. In the commotion of our entrance, I swore I thought I heard a cry for help come from him while her roommate fucked him like he was an inanimate dildo and shouted at us to get out without missing a beat.
I was then pushed out of the room and she dragged me down the long hotel corridor to the stairwell. She had mine and her pants down faster than I can put just my own on in the morning. She then politely and I guess as delicately as a giant can, proceeded to roll a condom onto me and before I knew it, I was nailing this chick while we were both standing up. Now you might not think that’s such a big step, you might be saying, “I’ve done women standing up before big fucking deal” well just think about this, I didn’t have her propped up against a wall, I wasn’t holding her legs up, neither of us was even bending in any direction, we were both just standing there fucking, with my head buried in her chest, I had to bend my neck back all the way to make eye contact with her.
When we finished up, I looked like somebody had dumped a bucket of water into my pants and all over my thighs. I walked the behemoth back to her room and she decided she wasn’t done with me yet. I figured this out right away when she said to me “I’m not done with you yet”. She dropped onto her knees and blew me right there in the hallway in front of her hotel room door.
After a little while, the door to her room opened up and the guy that was with her roommate came out ghost white with a panicked look on his face and said “Holy shit, excuse me, I gotta get out of here”. The colossus didn’t miss a beat she just kept on going, so I watched this guy run down the hall desperately trying to find the elevator. After jolly green finished me off, she released me but told me that she wasn’t leaving for another day and that I better be around the following night. I agreed and then walked away as if I meant it.
As I stepped into the elevator with pants that looked like an elephant had just pissed on, me god only knows how bad I smelled, I was too drunk to realize, but I know how my clothes smelled the next day……needless to say I made the long walk of shame all the way back through the casino floor, to the parking garage the whole time smiling with messed up hair, shirt half tucked, wobbling drunk and the vaginal juice of a giant all over my pants.
“Vegas Baby, Vegas”
yep and to top it all off i hear all you n***** at south hav aids ........sigh lol naw j/p but i no a few grads from 2005 that might be crying rite now lol