Alcohol: drinking
I had a challenge a while a go and it was about drinking and alcohol.
Alcoholic Jokes
I am so drunk that my blood is .5 alcohol.
I am so drunk that I drink a beer to sober up.
I am so drunk that "laws are more like guidelines" (Thanks "Pirates of the Carribean") and I feel like a pirate now I call Polly and where did they put the rum?
Okay enough corny drunken jokes. . .
When do I drink? I enjoy a nice drink every blue moon just to chill out and relax.
What kind of alcohol have I tried? I gave up heavy drinking as I used to do shots and heavy alcohol like the rest of them. 151 rum, 99 Bananas, Whiskey, Brandy . . . straight. I don't like beer, it taste like piss water, especially warm.
However, I've learned my lesson in drinking too fast as I got chest pains once and I was really close to rushing myself to the hospital.
I will never drink under depressed or angry emotional as it makes me a bitter drunk.
My favorite drinks are Frozen Bacardi drink, a flavored Smirnoff, Pina Colada, Mudslides, Tequilas Sunrises, wine coolers, and a shot of Jeisgemiser. But never all at once.