A Story for My Ki - By Courtney
I can't believe I didn't post this. Behold the awesomeness that is Courtney.
A story for my Ki
by Courtney
There was once a young woman named Vera. Vera was a kind, generous woman who had been through a lot in her relatively short life. She had a few close friends but was mainly viewed as an outcast by her peers. But what they didn't know was....Vera was really a superhero!!
She had the perfect cover...she was a florist by day... but by night... she was Aloe Vera! She was the soothing balm that was working to repair her fair city from near destruction at the hands of the local criminal syndicate.
No one suspected that quiet little outcast Vera could possibly be anything more than a florist, I mean by all appearances she spent the majority of her time out in her garden planting flowers and various herbs. But little did they know that she was using her hefty supply of aloe vera to fight criminals!... and then heal them.
At first Vera was just your average florist, but when she found a pair of sparkly green gardening gloves at a local yard sale, her whole life changed. When worn, the gloves would make the wearer invincible. No bullet, knife or even arrow could injure her. But with great power come great re... you know what. That line is way over used. Ok so Vera decided that she would turn the city back... into the oasis it was before the criminals took over.
Not wanting to burden the local hospitals with her 'targets' she looked into ways to help the criminal after she injured them... but the answer was in her hands all along... literally. The gloves also had healing powers! With just one simple touch on a cut or bruise or break, the person was knocked unconscious and was healed.
Vera realised that she could do so much more with the gloves then just stopping crime, she could cure diseases, fix handicapped people, generally improve the lives of anyone she met. So she set to work on her world changing plan... she would travel to countries in need and would help them out. Being a florist, with a natural green thumb, she could also help cure world hunger!
It was the perfect idea. So she went all around the world fixing poverty and disease and they gave her a noble prize. Along the way she found love, had children, and eventually passed on her gloves to her son....and that son came to earth and was Superman. The end.
She also got a cookie.
Superman, well you know about him, he saved the world a lot and yadda yadda yadda, but not many know... he had a son... called Anakin Skywalker.
Anakin, who was one his way to becoming the most powerful Jedi ever, turned against the Jedi's and became evil, and wore a suit that made funny noises.
Well he had a son as well...Luke. Luke defeated his father and got married, and he had a time travelling baby named Yoda.
Yoda went back in time to try and help his grandfather but he couldn't. So he pretended that he was just a funny little green man. Yoda had a secret family on Vorash, They were called the Tok'ra.
One of yoda's many children was a son named Jacob. Jacob got into trouble a lot... but the worst was when he had the 'love sickness'. He ended up with a little baby known as Samantha Carter.
Sam was brilliant, smarter than everyone else. So they decided that they should raise her on earth, to try and help restore the world of their ancestors. Sam joined the AF and met Jack. Sam and Jack were great friends, and an awesome couple, so they got married and had a baby named Grace.
Grace was even more superior then her mother and built a robot to be her friend, as she was very young she just called them by numbers.
And thus the cylons were born! And they got in a whole mess of trouble.... but not before they had a child....Starbuck.
Starbuck would go on to save the whole galaxy.
the end.
for real this time.
A story for my Ki
by Courtney
There was once a young woman named Vera. Vera was a kind, generous woman who had been through a lot in her relatively short life. She had a few close friends but was mainly viewed as an outcast by her peers. But what they didn't know was....Vera was really a superhero!!
She had the perfect cover...she was a florist by day... but by night... she was Aloe Vera! She was the soothing balm that was working to repair her fair city from near destruction at the hands of the local criminal syndicate.
No one suspected that quiet little outcast Vera could possibly be anything more than a florist, I mean by all appearances she spent the majority of her time out in her garden planting flowers and various herbs. But little did they know that she was using her hefty supply of aloe vera to fight criminals!... and then heal them.
At first Vera was just your average florist, but when she found a pair of sparkly green gardening gloves at a local yard sale, her whole life changed. When worn, the gloves would make the wearer invincible. No bullet, knife or even arrow could injure her. But with great power come great re... you know what. That line is way over used. Ok so Vera decided that she would turn the city back... into the oasis it was before the criminals took over.
Not wanting to burden the local hospitals with her 'targets' she looked into ways to help the criminal after she injured them... but the answer was in her hands all along... literally. The gloves also had healing powers! With just one simple touch on a cut or bruise or break, the person was knocked unconscious and was healed.
Vera realised that she could do so much more with the gloves then just stopping crime, she could cure diseases, fix handicapped people, generally improve the lives of anyone she met. So she set to work on her world changing plan... she would travel to countries in need and would help them out. Being a florist, with a natural green thumb, she could also help cure world hunger!
It was the perfect idea. So she went all around the world fixing poverty and disease and they gave her a noble prize. Along the way she found love, had children, and eventually passed on her gloves to her son....and that son came to earth and was Superman. The end.
She also got a cookie.
Superman, well you know about him, he saved the world a lot and yadda yadda yadda, but not many know... he had a son... called Anakin Skywalker.
Anakin, who was one his way to becoming the most powerful Jedi ever, turned against the Jedi's and became evil, and wore a suit that made funny noises.
Well he had a son as well...Luke. Luke defeated his father and got married, and he had a time travelling baby named Yoda.
Yoda went back in time to try and help his grandfather but he couldn't. So he pretended that he was just a funny little green man. Yoda had a secret family on Vorash, They were called the Tok'ra.
One of yoda's many children was a son named Jacob. Jacob got into trouble a lot... but the worst was when he had the 'love sickness'. He ended up with a little baby known as Samantha Carter.
Sam was brilliant, smarter than everyone else. So they decided that they should raise her on earth, to try and help restore the world of their ancestors. Sam joined the AF and met Jack. Sam and Jack were great friends, and an awesome couple, so they got married and had a baby named Grace.
Grace was even more superior then her mother and built a robot to be her friend, as she was very young she just called them by numbers.
And thus the cylons were born! And they got in a whole mess of trouble.... but not before they had a child....Starbuck.
Starbuck would go on to save the whole galaxy.
the end.
for real this time.