A Very Important Phonecall
Warning: this post contains high levels of geekery. It may not be suitable for young children or those of poor health.
For those of you not in the know, Kirsten_Faith received a very important phone call, which PaganX and I were lucky enough to be privy too. I took the liberty of recording it so everyone could enjoy it
Kirsten says:
GAH! Phone call! Have to pause!
Lisa says:
hahahaha
Becca says:
"Hello, yes this is Kirsten."
Lisa says:
anticipation is killing me!!
Becca says:
"Oh, really?"
"You don't say... well, I'm sure I could manage it."
"Can I bring some friends with me?"
"Yes.... yes... Oh no, they're both very nice."
Lisa says:
*whispers* Becca where are we going and who's she talking to??
Becca says:
"Their names? Lisa and Becca."
*whispers* not sure yet, I'm winging it
"Oh no, I promise, they're completely housetrained."
Lisa says:
*whispers* I am, are you?
Becca says:
"Yes, definitely, send the jet."
*whispers* sometimes...
Lisa says:
*whispers* a jet o_O
Becca says:
"No, no, send the sparkly one, they'd like that better."
Lisa says:
*whispers* bling jet yeah that is cooler
Becca says:
*whispers* totally!
"Oh yes, they're both fans."
"Huge fans, in fact."
"Oh... you heard about that?"
Lisa says:
*whispers* fans is that someone famous then??
Becca says:
*whispers* Just wait, you'll see..
Lisa says:
*whispers* I'm not good at waiting
Becca says:
"You've got nothing to worry about."
*whispers* not long now
"Oh yes, it's all true. Most definitely."
Lisa says:
*whispers* I'm very responsible
Becca says:
"How did we do it? We have many skills."
"Don't you worry about a thing. We may have taken over the world, but your job is secured for life."
Lisa says:
*whispers* and a chakram she forgot about the chakram
Becca says:
*whispers* don't tell them that! They won't let us on the jet!
"In fact, we have a few more jobs for you."
Lisa says:
*whispers* no will be fine coz it's plastic
Becca says:
"We know you're incredibly busy already, but you see, these are more titles than jobs.
*whispers* OOH lol okay then - that should be fine!
"Things that you do already, that we'd just like to acknowledge."
"What are they?"
Lisa says:
*whispers* actually don't say that coz Kirsten doesn't know that ;/
Becca says:
"Oh, well there's 'Burier of Fangirls'..."
*whispers* oh don't worry, she'll never hear it from me.
Lisa says:
*Whispers* omg omg omg omg omg omg
Becca says:
"... 'Evil Supreme Ruler of Canada'..."
Lisa says:
*whispers* she's talking to ...... *thud*
Becca says:
"You'd do a wonderful job! Trust me, everyone would fall down at your feet!"
Kirsten says:
ok....off the phone!
Becca says:
*whispers* I know! OMG
Kirsten says:
And....PLAY!!
Lisa says:
*whispers* I'm already here!!
Becca says:
"We even have a uniform for you"
"It's pretty snazzy - has a logo and everything."
Kirsten says:
oh ooops, nope still on the phone
Lisa says:
Kirsten press pause again and read.... ^
Becca says:
"Of course you can pick the colour!"
Lisa says:
*whispers* what colour is it?
Becca says:
"So yes, the jet will be here tomorrow?"
Lisa says:
*whispers* oh what colour will she pick?
Becca says:
"And you'll pick them up first? Good. They get a little antsy when they have to wait."
*whispers* I have no idea! maybe she can have one in each
Lisa says:
*whispers* I'd go pink! It's tricky people will think you're all sweet and stuff
Becca says:
"No, seriously - you've got nothing to worry about! I mean you're already a Grand Empress, this will be a peice of cake."
*whispers* I love how your tricksy mind works!
Lisa says:
*whispers* I'd better go grab some TimTams
Becca says:
*whispers* me please!
"Oh... no... well, I didn't really mean 'cake'. I mean, I'm sure that could be arranged, but I mean..."
Lisa says:
*Whispers* and cadbury chocolates
Kirsten says:
*whispers* her fav color is orange
Becca says:
*whispers* WOO HOO!
"We love you and all... but ... hey, you know what, bring it up at the monthly Evil meeting, we'll see what we can do."
Kirsten says:
*whispers* I AM SOOOO DYING RIGHT NOW
Lisa says:
*whispers* but that is like fire which is like evil pink would be better to suck people in...
Becca says:
"You have no idea what an honour this is Ms. Tapping, to be called, out of the blue like this, to be your very own personal assistant."
Lisa says:
*Thud*
Becca says:
"Well, assistantS."
Kirsten says:
WOOO HOOO!
ooops *whispers* WOOOHOOO
Becca says:
"It's like a dream come true."
"Oh no, we'd never be evil to you, Amanda. We're very devout in our followings."
Lisa says:
*whispers* Kirsten tell her we don't blame her for anything either
Kirsten says:
*whispers* seriously, I think I may need to be hospitalized after this week
Becca says:
"And - *muffled voices* what was that? Oh, that was just Lisa in the background, she wants us to tell you that we don't blame you - not at all."
"What could be blame you for - well many things I'm sure, but not us, we'd never do that to you."
Lisa says:
*whispers* she is the supreme evil ruler of supreme geekiness
Becca says:
"So tomorrow... Yes... RyRo will meet us on the Sparkly Bling Jet of Geek."
"What was that? ... oh, he's backing his SingStar for the trip? Fantastic. The girls will be very happy."
Lisa says:
*whispers* RyRo toooo!!! Ummmmmm
*whispers* bags him for summer loving
Becca says:
"No, no, I promise we won't maul him... well... Lisa might."
Lisa says:
*whispers* no he's too short....I think anyway
Becca says:
"You're leaving Robin at home? ... Yes, that's probaby for the best."
Lisa says:
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*whispers* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Becca says:
"Okay... yes... most definitely. It was so lovely to talk to you. See you soon - I've got to go recussitate Lisa."
Kirsten says:
*whispers* this is soooo FURLING status!
Becca says:
*collapses*
Kirsten says:
*whispers* I don’t think I am going to make it to the end of the week
Lisa says:
*runs to check Will* hey babe you okay?? I'll be in a little later... :P