{MM} July: Part 2
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July 15SarahDude:I JUST WANT TO BE IN SAN DIEGOSez:i know me 2Becca:I just want to be on FI where we all live and SDCC wants to come play with US :)Sez:i know im thinking we should go to fangirl island but by boat so we float to all the conventionsBecca:oh we’ll totally do a convention crawl on the waySarahDude:BECCA NEXT YEAR?Becca:Oh totally, I’ll ring and book themSarahDude:beccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBecca:yeeees?SarahDude:don’t tease.SarahDude:I feel very unspammed :(Becca:SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMCourtney:SPICED HAM IN A CAN!Sez:i like spam especially in hat formBecca:…you have a spam hat?Sez:not in real lifeBecca:okay. cause for a minute there I was all whooooooooaSez:This is how I imagine it looking
Becca:THAT IS AN AWESOME HAT AND I CAN SO SEE YOU WEARING IT!Sez:It looks like this
Becca:ROFLMAO… *ahem* That’s a beautiful photo there SezzyCourtney:AccurateSez:i know im so talented sometimes it makes me cryLauren:Oh god. She’s going to meet me tomorrow wearing it. At least you’ll be easy to find Sez!SarahDude:will you guys be on Skype?Becca:…Courtney will be. I’m still being shunned for my ‘misdeeds’Courtney:YOU ATE MY FICTICIOUS WAFFLES AND CALLED ME A DINGUS. What did you expect would happen???Becca:AND I APOLOGISED!!!! AND GAVE YOU MORE WAFFLES!!!! FCOL!Courtney:YOU FAKOGISED!Becca:I REALOGISED AND YOU KNOW IT!Courtney:FAKEOGISED. FFAAAAAAKKKKEEEOGISED.Becca:Stop being a butt.Courtney:stop fakeogising.Courtney:Ok do you actually want to talk?Becca:I don’t know. DO I?Courtney:I don’t know…. DO YOU?Becca:just call meCourtney:BECCCCCAAAAAAA!Becca:*headdesk* REALLY???!Becca:(okay it made me laugh)Courtney:OHHHH you mean on the Skype?Becca:yes. On the skypeCourtney:BECCCCCAAAAAAA!Courtney:(that’s still on the skype?)Becca:THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THE AVENGERS!Courtney:IRON MAN!!!Courtney:THOR!!Courtney:HULK!!Courtney:CAPTAIN AMERICACourtney:IRONMANCourtney:HULKBecca:I will hurt youCourtney:CAPTAIN AMERICACourtney:THORCourtney:HULKCourtney:IRON MANSarahDude:Tell another story.Courtney:She’s not a jukebox!SarahDude:but whyyyyy.SarahDude:*makes scary noise*Courtney:What the actual fuck was that noise??SarahDude:That was a can trying to get out. But it can’t.Becca:*does something stupid*SarahDude:Becca. You’re awesome. *screencaps*July 18Becca:It freaks me out that Alice Krige is in Dinotopia… I start imagining borgified dinos. I’m thinking a T-Rex drone could do some damage.SarahDude:I love you. Never change.Becca:It’s a VALID CONCERN!
July 19
July 20Courtney:ATTENTION! @sarah_dude just admitted to being a chick magnet. Please carry on with your day.Becca:ATTENTION: that memo has already been received, I mean @sarah_dude has multiple wives…SarahDude:This is accurate. I love my many many wives.Becca:YES THE LIZARD KIDS!! <--- oh geez, I’ve totally crossed over to caps landSarahDude:THAT’S FINE I’LL MEET YOU THERE. OH IT’S LOVELY HERE. SORT OF LOUD. BUT LOVELY NONE THE LESS.Becca:WE SHALL BE HAPPY IN OUR RACOUS NEW LANDSarahDude:WE SHALL ROAM FREE IN CAPS LAND AND GRAMMARVILLE COLLECTING PUNCTUAPOINTS ALONG THE WAYBecca:THEY SHALL NAME YOU MAYOR AND I SHALL BE TOWN TEACHER (SEE WHAT I DID THERE??!)SarahDude:I SHALL RENAME YOU SNOW AND MYSELF REGINA AND WE SHALL END THY FOOLISH FEUDBecca:WE SHALL BE HAPPY FRIENDS FOR THE REST OF OUR DAYS, SKIPPING THROUGH TOWNS AND LOUDLY EATING APPLES.SarahDude:YOU SHALL KNIT ME AN APPLE WARMER AND I SHALL LAUGH SWEETLY AT YOU BECAUSE WHY THE HECK WOULD I NEED AN APPLE WARMER BUT I’LL STILL LOVE YOUBecca:IT WILL BE A HAPPY LIFESarahDude:*SIGH* IT WILL.July 22Sez:RT @disneywords: This is your badness level. It’s usually high from someone your size. - Lilo (Lilo & Stitch) sounds like @mynameisme91Becca:IT IS! This is why we call @mynameisme91 Stitch sometimes :DSez:it’s the perfect comparison small cute and lots of trouble that u can’t help adoreCourtney:*glares* I am not the c-word!!!!!!Sez:ur so cute when you do thatJuly 23Lauren:Anyone wanna come over and watch S3 of #Warehouse13 today (2nd rewatch in 7 days! Bring on S4!!!!)Becca:MEEEEEEEEE.Lauren:Get on the blingy jet! Bring @mynameisme91 and Claudia!Becca:OKAY! Will do! *grabs funny aviator hat*Lauren:And the goggles! You have to protect your eyes… cause Warehouse is back and you have to witness the beauty!Becca:…I may wear my goggles every time I watch Warehouse :DLauren:HAHA. And one day Myka and HG will come for them when you turn them into an artifact that makes people ship myka and hgBecca:*G* I HOPE THEY DO!!! Pete will be all “You have to hand them over, tell them Myka. Myka. MYKA.” and Myka will be all “*sigh* yes, you can’t have an artifact.” But Helena will be all “Ignore them, darling, you ship away. And might I add, bloody well done.” (she’s allowed to swear cause she’s British)Lauren:And then eye!sex will ensue and Pete will be all “great, that’s them for the rest of the afternoon… got any cookies?”Becca:And I will try to hide my cookie stash, but he will sniff them out anywayLauren:Then he’ll invite himself for dinner, Myka snaps out of it long enough to punch his arm and then more eye!sexBecca:Because even Pete’s bad manners can keep them from the eye!sex for longLauren:Pete gets vibes; Myka’s special ability is understanding/apologising for PeteBecca:Yes she does have that skill, that and Helena handling.Lauren:Heh. It’s all powered by the curls!Becca:THE MAGIC WONDER CURLS!Lauren:OH GODS THE CURLS!July 24“I tried to download the Stargate game and it was all “Your phone is too rat-shit and old” and then I cried.” - CourtneyJuly 25“The regents are gonna be all ‘Remember that time you had a trident’, but Myka will be all ‘no no, I’ll keep her away from the forks.” - CourtneyBecca:Sitting in my room sobbing cause @sarah_dude sent me sad stories. My feels is broken and I don’t even careLisaWind:*favourites tweet*Becca:DON’T FAVOURITE MY PAINLauren:Heh. It’s all powered by the curls!Becca:THE MAGIC WONDER CURLS!Lauren:OH GODS THE CURLS!Courtney:So, turns out my internet is capped. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THAT ALL DATA HAS BEEN USED! LIKE REALLY?!Becca:no cap. Cap is bad. And no. Too much video skypage?Courtney:I think possibly.Becca:I think probably.Courtney:I think potentially.Becca:I think precisely Courtney:I am still uncertain as to the causeBecca:… that doesn’t start with a P! You cheater!Courtney:Oh!!! I didn’t realise we were playing a game!!!Becca:when are we not?Courtney:…this is a good point.Becca:I thought so.July 26Becca:Do you want to write my paper for me?Courtney:Sure!Becca:Do you know anything about Boolean terms?Courtney:Yeah, it’s the stuff you put in water to make graveyBecca:…July 27“I feel the need to post this on tumblr and ruin everyone else’s day now.” - Courtney
“I want to beeeeeeeee a pirate. OH WAIT! I CAN! *runs to Google effects*” - LisaCourtney:you going back to sleep?Becca:nooooooo awake now. Dinner. Fringe. Package. Life. Maybe sleep.Courtney:Life?Becca:you know. Drawing and reading and thinking about Canadian unicorns. Life.July 29Marcia:*explains back story of Lord of the Rings, mentions Isildur*Courtney:*raises hand* is he related to Dumbledore?Marcia:…no.“WHOO! I won a gold medal in assery!” - CourtneyJuly 30Becca:Whenever you’re not around I panic you’ve been kidnapped for an Olympic teamLauren:Unless they announce tea drinking, fanfic reading or typing as an Olympic sport I think we’re safeBecca:Well as soon as I become Head Olympic Organiser Person they will and then you’ll be in trouble!SarahDude:I’d aim for silver. I don’t have anything that goes with gold…July 31“Is it wrong that I’m thinking that I could shave her head and make a sweater. She’s like a sheep. Myka Ba-aaa-ring.” - Courtney“I think Myka’s hair got me drunk. We went out for a night on the town and we had a few drinks. There was a guy. In an alley. And he offered us a free perm and Myka was like “thank you, I’ll take two.” But then she wasn’t happy with that, so six perms later…” - Courtney