Monthly Madness-July
May Podcasts:
- Geektuary 008 - Random Snippets Podcast #2
- Geektuary 009 - A Con of Our Own
- Geektuary 010 - WAL Xena [S01E23 Death Mask]
- Geektuary 011 - Becca Goes Camping
- Geektuary 012 - Lisa and Her Bed Hair of Awesome
Snippets
July 1 Courtney: @PaganX 28DAYS!!! Becca: tilllll??? Courtney: seriously?? BECCA! what was I all “guess what”ing last year, about this time, to celebrate the anniversary of sorts??? Becca: umm… Vangroovy? Courtney: and what else happened when she was in Vanctuary? Becca: Um… they grooved in vans? Courtney: *headdesk* Lisa’s birthday you giant falafel! Sheesh! Becca: MWUAHAHAHAHA Becca: hehe I’m a giant falafel Courtney: SERIOUSLY BECCA!!! *headdesk*
- I haven’t finished packing
- I have less than 3 hours to move out
- I have no containers to pack things into
- I managed to find the time to put an anchor tattoo on my arm with the logic that if flame stickers make things go faster, the tattoo would make me stronger
- Three hours till I move out- 5 hours till I can pick up the key to my new place
- Technically living on the streets for about 2 hours
Lisa: Just open the package. Courtney: No, I can’t until you’re here. Lisa: I’M HERE!! FORGET ABOUT THE WINDOW I’M HERE!!!!! Courtney: NO!!!!!! There are RULES!!!! Lisa: …asshat “OUCH! The chakram is sharp.” - Courtney “Tiny little chakram, tiny little chakram,
Tiny little chakram, for a tiny ninja/singing.” - Courtney “I learnt French from a Chinese man with a very strong accent - it made learning the accent very hard.” - Lisa Lisa: The colonel just pulled out James’ pipes! Courtney: Well that sounded awkward. Lisa: It’s not like I said he was pulling ON his pipes. Courtney: WHY??? WHY’D YOU DO THAT? Lisa: *snicker* cause it was funny. Courtney: I don’t know what wit you’re referring to… or it’s kingdom. Lisa: … ‘t wit. “Holy crap! The chakram just cut through some duct tape!” - Courtney July 4 “Magnus! Don’t tickle me with your hair!” - Lisa “There may also have been two or three minutes when I legitimately thought I had locked myself in the van and would have to call for help. This is taking my tendency to lock the keys in the car to a whole new level and I could only imagine what that would do my already floundering reputation with NRMA.” - Becca’s Blog
July 9 Courtney: I hate when my hair sticks to my lipgloss, it’s so not superhero. Becca: you’ve never worn lip gloss a day in your life, have you? Courtney: I just don’t understand why your nips have to be shiny… That’s not right. “That’s it, I’m calling Lisa. We need to stage an intervention - you just broke your shoulder running into the station wall trying to get to Hogwarts.” - Courtney to Becca. “HELP! We just walked into this French boutique place and I don’t know why I’m here. I’m scared. It’s… It’s… I was going to say it’s very Magnus, but it’s much sluttier than Magnus.” - Courtney “ETA: I forgot to mention the bunnies! I was exploring the caravan park and stumbled across these three bunnies! What is with all the animals out in play this trip? Seriously?? *crosses fingers for a unicorn*” - Becca’s blog “I had Spongebob with no pants in my van… wait… that sounds wrong!!” - Becca Courtney: *turns on TV, Sanctuary was on* OMG! It’s Amanda!!!! Becca: yay!!! Sophie (Courtney’s sister): oh no! I hate this stupid show! Courtney/Becca: *gasp* Emily (Courtney’s sister): Soph, stop, there’s two of them. July 11 Becca: So you know what I did? I went into Courtney’s room and hid her Amanda photo up high on her locker where her little ninja arms couldn’t reach. Courtney: And you know what’s worse? When I got home I gave her candy! Alex: You moron Lisa: *smutley* Becca: hehe you were rewarding me for my behaviour. July 12 “I want waffles and a cookie for my breakfast. #TweetsFromMyWarmgloo” LisaWind: I love the horrible bad influences in my life. They’re so shiny and lovely. Becca: We aim to please :) “On top of my resume: ‘Warning: OCD inclined, knitting and syfy obsessed.” - LisaWind Courtney: Take me with you, we’ll calm you. Becca: *sigh* Courtney. You amuse me. You entertain me. You cheer me up. You never do well with the calming. Courtney: But I’ll make calming whale noises. WHOOOSH!! *nemo whale voice* Beeeeecca. Becca: *facepalm* Courtney: Sea noises? Whoosh, waves. Beee-oop. Beee-oop. Skype: *silence* Courtney: I can’t believe you moved my Manda. Becca: Oh my god. Courtney: I’m not over it. I’m NOT OVER IT! She’s still next to my TV so I can keep an eye on her. She won’t run away again. July 13 “Dear Blog,
Today Becca left me. I was very sad. Then I realised she hid my Amanda picture and I was less sad. Then I found it and I was sad again, not because I missed her again, but because she hid it up high and I couldn’t reach it. When I got it back I was sad again, sad that I could not kick Becca’s butt in person. Then I remembered that I missed her, and I was sad again. :( So blog, please kick her for me.
Thanks <3 Courtney.”
- Courtney’s travel blog Courtney: but now im sad again!!! Becca: no! no more cranky :) Courtney: noooooo i miss my Becca!!!! Becca: aw that part’s okay! *squishy hugs* Courtney: *hugs* :( *kicks butt* okay im good now!! *frolics away* Becca: GAH!! MEAN! Courtney: YOU MOVE MY MANDA!!!!!!!! Becca: YOU ASKED FOR IT! Courtney: NO I DIDN’T!!! Becca: YES YOU DID! Courtney: NO I DIDN’T I BOUGHT YOU CANDY AND LET YOU USE MY WARMGLOO!! Becca: YES BUT YOU ALSO LET ME IN YOUR HOUSE! Courtney: YES I DID!!! AND NOW I MISS YOU AGAIN SO COME BACK!! Becca: my goodness you’re a complicated person. July 16
July 17
“*whine* How many times do I have to check in to be a superhero??” - Lisa Courtney: DUDE! Go to bed! Lisa: I know! …I just wanna become a superhero before I go to bed. July 18 “So @rebeccavoy drove 500miles, and then she drove 500 more. Just to be the first fangirl ive met on Twitter to show up at my door. BADABABA!” - Courtney “I got on the wrong train once so I made it a bit of a holiday. My parents rang and were all, ‘Where are you?’ And I was all, ‘So here’s the thing, I’m in Manchester, not to worry, I’ve checked myself into a B&B and I’ll catch you next time.’” - SarahDude “*tells Harry Potter pick up line and then laughs for five minutes* …I clearly find myself highly amusing.” - SarahDude
“I clearly have my priorities in order.” - SarahDude
Becca: I was going to order one, but those pizzas looked giant Courtney: Sometimes when you think things are giant they’re actually normal sized. Becca: And sometimes when you think people are normal sized they’re actually midgets. SarahDude: BWUAHAHAHAHA! Oh burn! Courtney: *pout*
Redefining ‘big hair’ since 1991
“I’m going to name my son Teal’c and then paint him gold at Halloween and it will be amazing.” - Courtney “Or maybe I’ll name him Voldemort and then I’ll play the little ‘got your nose’ game. “Oh little Voldie, who’s got your nose? … oh shit.”
- Courtney Courtney: Gigantic nerd. Becca: Tiny geek. SarahDude: I like clouds. *nod* Becca: ME TOO! SarahDude: EVAPORATED PRECIPITATION FAN CLUB