My disco needs me.

[rebecca_bana]

Eric made me "roleplay" with him last night. Should I be upset that he wanted me to play Achilles to his Hector? I did enjoy using the big spears though. Honestly, husband, it's just a flesh wound. The grass is getting long again. It's almost time for him to break out the speedo and mow. See this is how our marriage works. I wear the pants and Eric

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[hugh_jackman]

Rebecca, I am absolutely shocked and devestated that I had no idea you were even around. Where is the love for your friends, Rebecca? Where is it?

[ebana]

The funny bit is that she has you listed as one of her interests.

Something I should know, Jackman?

[hugh_jackman]

That depends on what you're asking, Bana.

[ebana]

Hey I just want to watch, alright?

[hugh_jackman]

I suspect treachery.

[ebana]

What gave it away?

[hugh_jackman]

Your inability to look innocent, I would imagine.

[ebana]

Who me? I have it refined to an art.

[rebecca_bana]

My darling Hughey, I was simply playing hard to get. You know I love and adore you. Obviously, since you're in my interests. We probably shouldn't tell Eric about that one time with that one thing in that small hotel near Ayers Rock though ;)

[hugh_jackman]

Well, Rebecca, I don't believe it. Remember that I know you. You are very sly and cunning. I honestly think you couldn't be bothered to see if I was around. I'm hurt. HURT.

You wouldn't.

[rebecca_bana]

Oh yes, I forgot your nickname for me was foxy and it had nothing to do with my overall sexiness. Don't be hurt though. I was busy plotting my sneak Jackman attack. It was just a matter of time before I hunted you down, darling boy.

I might.

[hugh_jackman]

Ah, I can see your mantra from here, Rebecca.

Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly.

So, you just wait for us to walk into your trap and then you spring? Well, I've got your number now. I will not be fooled.

Actually, I don't remember everything that happened. Was sort of hoping that you could tell me.

[rebecca_bana]

The spiderman is having YOU for dinner tonight.

Yes, yes. That's it. Now you know all my secrets so the attack plan's pretty much a moot point now.

Funny thing is, I don't remember either. It might not have been you. Unless you've got a fondness for whipping cream and kangaroo skin rugs.

[hugh_jackman]

Hmm...it must have been me. I don't know how many people would have kangaroo skin rugs, but I'm willing to bet not many. So, we'll just mutually agree to forget that night ever happened. Not that we remember what happened to begin with. Ahem.