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Fic: Mysteries of the Kitchen

Feb 24, 2010 18:43

Title: Mysteries of the Kitchen
Author: Rebcake
Rating: R (for toys) - Don't try this at home, kids.
Word Count: 380
Pairing: Spike/Buffy
Summary: My entry in today’s impromptu “Buffy slays something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards” ficathon. What more is there to say?
Ficathon notes: Apparently, it’s all the fault of gabrielleabelle and penny_lane_42. ( Read more... )

fic, spike, buffy

Comments 36

penny_lane_42 February 25 2010, 03:37:56 UTC

I wish you could see me laughing. I really, really do. Naughty!

And I'm blissfully proud to take partial credit for this little impromptu fic-a-thon.

rebcake February 25 2010, 04:21:23 UTC

Hee! It's the pictures, isn't it? I was really afraid to search "reamer" on the interwebs, because who knows what might pop up, but I figured Amazon wouldn't be too out there. Wrong!

Thanks for commenting, darling.

angearia February 25 2010, 04:43:29 UTC

Oh, Buffy, wicked girl!

rebcake February 25 2010, 06:14:51 UTC

Hey! He started it, with his peeking tongue and waggly eyebrows. I mean, what's a girl supposed to do?

rahirah February 25 2010, 04:54:05 UTC

:raised eyebrow:

That's some reamer.

rebcake February 25 2010, 06:17:17 UTC

I was shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

MiAmor thinks I should make an icon out of it, though.

cindergal February 25 2010, 06:26:50 UTC

Hee! And extra points for visual aids. Whoa.

rebcake February 25 2010, 06:54:15 UTC

Glad to get a grin! I really had no idea that reamers were so advanced...but that's why we have the very educational internet, right?

beer_good_foamy February 25 2010, 09:01:18 UTC

I was going to say that that's a very unorthodox use of a reamer, until I read Wikipedia:

Grasping the fruit in one hand and the reamer in the other, the user (...) grinds out the inside with a twisting wrist motion until nearly all of the juice is extracted. This dislodges the seeds and some amount of pith, so the juice must generally be strained before use.

...Woah. Wikiporn. "Dislodges the seeds" indeed. Spike is a bit of a pervert, Buffy makes him put his money where his mouth is (...so to speak), it takes a lot to shock a vampire slayer, and I'm laughing uncontrollably over here. Great addition.

ETA: Reading that back, it sounds a lot bloodier and more, ahem, intrusive than when I thought it. Ouch. Sorry.

rebcake February 25 2010, 16:54:55 UTC

There are many ways this could go that make me wince, but the seeds and pulp are really too much. Thanks for that, beer. As you say, it's a good thing he's such a pervert, but she's no angel, either. I suspect it'll all turn out slightly less sinister in the end. Heh.

Even so, some of the pointier models are cringe-worthy indeed, but the stubby little lime reamer looked almost friendly (in comparison)! But Buffy's always been a gal who worked with the tools on hand...