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Once upon a time some kids went to...
and they saw...
Johnny Depp!
They got to go on all of the best rides without hardly waiting in line because they were awesome enough to get a V.I.P. FastPass!
Then they went to Mount Everest to see the Yeti.
And on to an African Safari!
Then they headed to Epcot where they made the most of the free international sodas. But there aren't any pictures for legal reasons.
Then after Buzz Lightyear explained their mission to stop the evil Emperor Zurg from stealing the Universe's cystollic fusion cell supply, they boarded their own XP-38 Space Cruisers and defeated that jerk. (for the second time that day!)
And then after plunging with Brer Rabbit from the top of Chickapin Hill down five stories into the briar patch and getting a chilly 10 o'clock shower, they watched Wishes.
And they lived happily ever after cause Disney is the best.
I took apart a cassette tape of mine that had Third Eye Blind and Modest Mouse on it and I taped the broken tape part back together (which I know won't work) and it was quite a process.
And I'm just sayin, how many of you know someone who's bowled a 300? That's dang good. Is all I'm sayin. That's dang good.