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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I bought porn for cold_queen_5 (-10 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In March I put money in andpuff's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (23 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
rebakathy