I need a laser
I didn't bring my glasses to Jerusalem for Purim because I thought that Yonah was using them as part of her costume, and while I was in costume I planned on wearing contacts. I like myself better in contacts, but they're annoying to put in and take out, and tend to make my eyes feel tired, so normally I don't wear them... while I had them in, my eyes enjoyed the freedom from the restriction of glasses, but still, the contacts have their drawbacks...
So I was thinking as I was riding back to Netanya this morning, anticipating getting home and changing into my own pants, that actually fit me, and putting on my glasses once more...
I need a laser. A nice, shiny, powerful laser.
Think of all the things I could do, if I had a laser!
- I'd fix my eyes so I wouldn't need glasses anymore.
- I'd get rid of unwanted body hair.
- Most importantly, I'd vanquish my enemies. And anyone who annoyed me. Or just happened to look at me wrong.
- Maybe I could use it for transportation... to beam things from one place to another... that works by laser, right? After all, it's called a laser beam...
- I could use it for cooking, heating, making random holes in things
- I could blind people with it
- I could use it to scare police officers
What would you do with one, if you had a laser?
And where do they sell them?