joke i heard on shabbat
Ahmenajad calls up Bush and says to him, "Bush, I had a dream last night. And in my dream, I saw an airplane flying over the United States, with a banner that read, 'United States of Iran'!"
Bush says, "Funny you should call me, because I, too, had a dream last night. And in my dream, I also saw an airplane with a banner, flying over Iran!"
Ahmenajad says, "What did the banner say?"
Bush says, "I don't know, I can't read Hebrew!"
Bush says, "Funny you should call me, because I, too, had a dream last night. And in my dream, I also saw an airplane with a banner, flying over Iran!"
Ahmenajad says, "What did the banner say?"
Bush says, "I don't know, I can't read Hebrew!"