finger condom
so i cut my finger at work...and it bled profusely for 10 minutes.
i ended up running it under water and then covering it with band-aids before it bled too much to where i couldn't see the gash.
jose gave me this plastic cover...that looks like those mini-condoms you can find at spencers...and told me to put it on my finger.
...i asked michelle to do it for me, it was intimate.
that's the story of the finger condom.
P.S.
Chris Martin- "A finger condom? What's it for?"
Me- "oh, for when I fingerbang later"
Chris Martin- "Gotcha."
i ended up running it under water and then covering it with band-aids before it bled too much to where i couldn't see the gash.
jose gave me this plastic cover...that looks like those mini-condoms you can find at spencers...and told me to put it on my finger.
...i asked michelle to do it for me, it was intimate.
that's the story of the finger condom.
P.S.
Chris Martin- "A finger condom? What's it for?"
Me- "oh, for when I fingerbang later"
Chris Martin- "Gotcha."