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Apr 09, 2005 03:25

So i was reading the paper today and came across an article...."Should Cookie Monster Cut Back?"....
The article describes how Sesame Street is re-evaluating aspects of its program due to child obesity rates in recent years.

..no way. I am all about keeping your young children from eating everything in their path and resembling an army of John Candys...but this is Sesame Street...His name is COOKIE MONSTER, not "Health-Aware Carrot Beast"...let him eat all the cookies he wants...he isn't forcing sugared treats down the throats of the children who watch...bah! Just a shame to see a show I hold dear to my heart be ruined because some families cannot control what their children eat...

..how about, instead of running out and grabbing McDonalds for your kid, make a sandwich...with real meat...like maybe ham, or turkey...I recommend PB&J, but it really is whatever you prefer...
...you know youre gonna be busy? pack some celery or crackers or somethin....
....the blatant disregard of parents towards a child's health is increasingly disturbing to me.

I got my first paycheck....$148.something...not bad considering i only worked half of the pay period....so i figure my paychecks should be around $300 every check...awesome...
...i will totally e-bay my way through the summer whith some cash like this....or i smell an iPod...woot..

i also read the beginning of an article about this machine tht mixes i shotof liqour with oxygen....creating a cloud that you breathe in instead of drinking the shot....this has multiple perks: 1. no hangover 2. a "euphoric" drunkenness and, most importantly, 3. it's low-carb...16-some-dd states are trying to ban it for reasons i didnt get to in my reading, but i think this is a pretty awesome invention and wanted to bring it on LJ so i wouldnt forget about it...
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