"baby, you're so flat you make the walls jealous!"
Before training-
Qi An: Why is the sunblock called "Banana Boat"?
Me: 'Cause it's not apple boat.
Cassie: Or papaya boat.
Me: Or pineapple boat!
Hazel: It just is! Maybe because it's BB? You know, Banana Boat.
Me: Huh, no la. Isn't Banana Boat like a term already? You know...?
Hazel: -stunned- Huh, really? How come I don't know.
Me: Oh, wait. That's Banana Spilt.
Hazel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Well, what can I say?
(:
Sat out for training today because of back.
Dumb back.
Okay, so maybe I'm really going for acupuncture and that's kinda freaky.
So watched them train today.
It's been a long time since I did cones and ladder.
):
I want to do.
Hope my back's better soon.
Oh, Miss Lee had this funny-shaped massager thing, that was REALLY REALLY REALLY good and effective!
Thanks Yaisyah for helping me massage. (:
They went out to courts.
Helped Amanda throw ball to practice her give-and-go and lobs.
After that helped to throw for the 3-men thing cause there were odd number of people.
Umpired for the game.
Result?
Miss Lee: AIYA, SAMANTHA AH! THAT ONE CONTACT AH!
Me: Oh, sorry, sorry! Never see!
I wonder where my mind wondered to?
(:
Did crunches, push-ups and v-man, everything two sets.
After that went to eat lunch with Hazel, Cassie, Cheryl, Maryanne, Rui Yu and Hui Ling at Parkway Banquet.
Hazel, Cassie and I laughed at a lot of stupid things.
Okay, wait.
Cassie laughed at a lot of stupid things.
Hazel and I were laughing at Cassie.
Maryanne got affected too.
Hui Ling and Rui Yu were like, stunned, while Cheryl was...eating Roti Prata.
We started talking about Macs, apparently.
And Maryanne was praising America's Macs.
And something very, very unexpected happened.
Maryanne: No, seriously, the Macs in America's like, really good! The burgers are like...
Me: Aiya, but please compare their weights to our weight.
Cassie: No, not true, some of them are skinny like sticks.
Me: Ya. Those that are fat are like super fat and those that are skiny are super skinny.
Cassie: Yeah, yeah, true.
Me: Yeah la. They eat too much Macs there then they become Mega Macfatties.
Everyone: HAHAHAHA.
Hazel is my BB friend. (:
We made loads of BB jokes.
BBBBBBS.
Hazel should reeeally cut down on beef. (Our lame inside jokes.)
ANYWAY.
After lunch we went to Borders.
It was raining heavily so we couldn't go home.
Hazel and I landed up in the Humour section unknowingly and had a good laugh there.
We read:
1. A Girl Called Madonna
2. A Boy Called Robbie
3. A Band Called Take That
The book we spent the most time on and laughed at the most-
Greatest Pick-Up Lines.
Honestly?
It's damn funny.
I'm getting it for Hazel for her birthday.
We even hid it somewhere in Borders. (There's only one copy left.)
There were five sections:
1. Slap - The kind of pick-up lines that angers the other party.
2. Cheesy/Romantic - I guess the title says it all.
3. Confident/Arrogant - I don't want to talk about it. -.-
4. Honesty - Straight to the point kind of pick-up lines.
5. Comeback - Things to say when you meet those terrible pick-up lines!
Hazel and I had loads of fun reading it.
It's kinda vulgar though.
Oh, and we chose a pick-up line for Cheryl, from the "Slap" section.
"Baby, you're so flat you make the walls jealous!"
The Cheesy/Romantic ones were either:
1. Cheesy
2. Romantic
3. Cheesy and Romantic
Examples?
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Could you give me a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."
"My love for you is like diarrhoea. I can't keep it in!"
The Confident/Arrogant ones were Hazel's favourites, probably because most of them were really sick.
(:
From this we can all see how sick Hazel is.
(:
Hazel's favourites:
"Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops out."
"How would you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?"
Yes, that is how sick Hazel really is.
(:
I thought some from the cheesy and slap section were really funny.
Hazel and I tried some on Cheryl and Cassie.
Anyway, we finally went home.
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Captain's Ball I/C for Outreach?
Gosh.
I wonder what I'm getting myself into.
(I don't have a very good feeling about this.)
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Neither do I have a good feeling about 3E9 '10.
Whatever.
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Family breakfast tomorrow!
My long awaited Dim Sum. (:
Meeting the family early in the morning.
According to mom, we're going for a walk before going to eat.
But probably, I'm going to end up looking after my cousins...running.
I love them, anyway.
Ciao.