30th Post-It

[reaping_havoc]

My old boss used to call me 'Peanut'

And I didn't mind it.

Comments

[darkest0knight]

That's better than what my old boss used to call me.

[reaping_havoc]

I hesitate to ask, Tony, but curiosity deems I must.

[darkest0knight]

Foster. Except he always said it in this tone that was more like Person-I-Am-Two-Heartbeats-Away-From-Firing.

Which was marginally better than the "Foster" that meant Person-Who-Must-Babysit-My-Daughters.

[reaping_havoc]

At least I had bosses who liked me...

Then again, what would you rather do. Babysit some kids, or drive your boss over to a vet to put her 15-year-old cat on dialysis?

I say we get your boss and mine together in a room and leave them there. Forever.

[darkest0knight]

You obviously haven't met my boss' kids. Cat dialysis is infinitely the better option.

[reaping_havoc]

Fuck. Were they Pokemon fanatics?

[darkest0knight]

I don't know. They're spoiled, impossible, and I'm pretty sure one of them is going to be a wizard someday so I have to mentor her.

It's a hopeless situation.

[reaping_havoc]

Holy fuck.

...Who says you have to mentor her?

[killerdimples]

CB. That was our boss. Make sure he's not out of bed, will you? I went out to get more milk for the growing boy.

[reaping_havoc]

How the fuck am I supposed to make sure he's not out of bed? Want me to go over there and physically check?

[killerdimples]

Just ask him, he won't lie.

If he's out, remind him he's not allowed to get up.

[reaping_havoc]

What if it's for food, or to use the bathroom?

[killerdimples]

I left food, he's allowed to go to the bathroom but that's it.

[reaping_havoc]

You run a strict household, Lee.

[killerdimples]

He lost ten pounds healing me. He's not allowed to move until I say so.

[reaping_havoc]

Holy shit.

I didn't know a side effect of wizardry was the ultimate diet plan.