21st Post-It

Nov 03, 2007 12:52

Dwayne, Arion...Watt? Keep the shades pulled down and don't go outside for the love of god ( Read more... )

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tehpuck November 3 2007, 17:40:12 UTC
I'd suggest black out shades, personally, they work wonders-

...stolen again?

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reaping_havoc November 3 2007, 17:47:37 UTC
We don't have those. I'd have to go out to get some and that wouldn't be very wise, now would it.

What? No! Stolen once. So far... She was cursed; wasn't her fault.

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tehpuck November 3 2007, 17:51:21 UTC
Mail-order is a wondrous thing.

Who is this cursed she?

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reaping_havoc November 3 2007, 17:52:25 UTC
Rose. She was dressed as Catwoman and hijacked the car to go on a crime spree. But I picked it up this morning, it's fine.

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tehpuck November 3 2007, 17:57:27 UTC
Catwoman? ...Alright. No complaints from me, then, that's hilarious.

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reaping_havoc November 3 2007, 17:58:43 UTC
I'm glad you think so too. Apparently all the City's strays followed her home so she's knee-deep in kittens in her apartment.

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tehpuck November 3 2007, 18:07:36 UTC
And kittens. You could sell them, it sounds lucrative enough to make a carrier out of here... or a quick buck.

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reaping_havoc November 3 2007, 18:08:31 UTC
I think that's her last resort right now. She's giving them away for free here. Dwayne's got one. You want one too?

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tehpuck November 3 2007, 18:12:37 UTC
A kitten? I really can't be held responsible for creatures other than myself, though thank you for the offer.

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reaping_havoc November 3 2007, 18:14:50 UTC
Kittens are pretty self-sufficient. Just dump food in a bowl and they take care of themselves. I think you'd like one: you're both self-centered, pretty, nice to pet, affectionate, with hidden claws, and you both probably like curling up in the laps of pretty girls.

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tehpuck November 3 2007, 18:19:19 UTC
Yes, and we both smell, too. The difference is, I smell like Acqua Di Gio, and a cat smells like... a cat.

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reaping_havoc November 3 2007, 18:20:18 UTC
Hey, I like that cat smell.

...You use perfume? So not surprised.

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tehpuck November 3 2007, 18:23:17 UTC
Ah, yes, the smell of Eukanuba and feces is quite appealing to some.

Cologne, ghost girl, there's a difference.

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reaping_havoc November 3 2007, 18:24:36 UTC
You mean you don't have this magical scent of your own that makes women wildly attracted to you, and have to resort to shitty men's perfume?

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tehpuck November 3 2007, 18:27:13 UTC
No, I have an irresistible scent, but I do like going out without being tackled like a bad football game. Also, it helps to be able to blend into a crowd.

And not just women, remember.

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reaping_havoc November 3 2007, 18:30:06 UTC
Right, right. Men, children, dogs. The whole fucking world just falls over itself in order to be touched by your grace.

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