181 - Perfect Day
I would wake up really late, sometime after noon and no one would be shouting at me or insulting me. I'd be totally alone in my apartment, free to get up when I wanted and stretch and take my time getting up. And since I wouldn't have to go to work, I'd make my way to the Waffle House later then normal but feeling very refreshed.
Rube would tell me I had the day off, and he'd give Daisy twice as many postits as I usually had. She'd pout and get annoyed and he'd make fun of her. Mason would totally ignore her existence and wonder if I wanted to hang out and do something.
I'd say yes, after we ate breakfast of course, or... or no wait.
Scratch that. No one would die. Perfect? Yeah. That'd be nice where no one had to work maybe. Except then I couldn't piss of Daisy that way. Maybe Daisy should have to work my job at Happy Time instead. That'd be pretty fucking funny.
Anyways, right so I'm hanging out with Mason. Not doing drugs and shit cause that's kinda boring. I dunno what we'd do. I don't usually have a plan for these kinds of things. I'd just do whatever I guess. Sailing's nice.
I wouldn't have to stop by and see my family because they'd have moved on. And so would I. I wouldn't give a shit about them anymore and they'd finally be happy without me.
The night would end with seeing Roxy piss someone off, and then getting pissed off enough herself that she shoots him. And Rube yells at someone who isn't me. And then I go home to watch a bunch of fucking movies, by myself probably.
Because I kind of like being by myself. Everyone always says I cut myself off but I dunno.
I like being me.
Rube would tell me I had the day off, and he'd give Daisy twice as many postits as I usually had. She'd pout and get annoyed and he'd make fun of her. Mason would totally ignore her existence and wonder if I wanted to hang out and do something.
I'd say yes, after we ate breakfast of course, or... or no wait.
Scratch that. No one would die. Perfect? Yeah. That'd be nice where no one had to work maybe. Except then I couldn't piss of Daisy that way. Maybe Daisy should have to work my job at Happy Time instead. That'd be pretty fucking funny.
Anyways, right so I'm hanging out with Mason. Not doing drugs and shit cause that's kinda boring. I dunno what we'd do. I don't usually have a plan for these kinds of things. I'd just do whatever I guess. Sailing's nice.
I wouldn't have to stop by and see my family because they'd have moved on. And so would I. I wouldn't give a shit about them anymore and they'd finally be happy without me.
The night would end with seeing Roxy piss someone off, and then getting pissed off enough herself that she shoots him. And Rube yells at someone who isn't me. And then I go home to watch a bunch of fucking movies, by myself probably.
Because I kind of like being by myself. Everyone always says I cut myself off but I dunno.
I like being me.