170 - Time
Things change.
There's finally a cure for cancer, but not one for AIDS.
No flying cars, but cars that run on anything else besides gasoline.
CD's go out of existence and music is finally free for anyone to enjoy.
Phone's get so small you don't even need to hold them anymore. They're the bane of any mother's existence.
There's even a period reminiscent of some kind of puritain family values. All abstinence and pre-arranged marriage. It doesn't last that long, but it changes things.
For a couple of years at least, the US doesn't have a shitty president.
Gay marriage is finally legalized, but marriage to your pet is still forbidden. Some people are starting to protest.
Eventually the human race sees that there's alien life out there.
Rube's the first to leave the group. Roxy takes his place. She's still as badass as ever but something's made her loosen up some. No one ever finds out what it is.
Surprisingly it's Daisy that goes next. Something about how many dicks she's sucked and following some hot guy into the great beyond. George didn't even blink an eyelash.
The guy who replaced Rube makes a pass on George, and Mason breaks his hand with the guy's face. She spends most of the night with Mason trying to put the bones back together without going to the hospital.
The guy that replaces Daisy is an older guy. Like 70. Victim of a bank robbery gone wrong. How that got in with Daisy and her guy and the dick sucking, you'd have to ask George.
George would have been 264 when she's finally allowed to go up. She goes together with Mason. She's not sure why or how, but they're both gone in an instant.
And there's a new group of reapers, Tom, Lewis, Pat, Monica and Randy. They go out, fight with each other at the waffle place (they're still standing. Everyone loves waffles). And then they go on an reap.
The world changes, but not the job.
There's finally a cure for cancer, but not one for AIDS.
No flying cars, but cars that run on anything else besides gasoline.
CD's go out of existence and music is finally free for anyone to enjoy.
Phone's get so small you don't even need to hold them anymore. They're the bane of any mother's existence.
There's even a period reminiscent of some kind of puritain family values. All abstinence and pre-arranged marriage. It doesn't last that long, but it changes things.
For a couple of years at least, the US doesn't have a shitty president.
Gay marriage is finally legalized, but marriage to your pet is still forbidden. Some people are starting to protest.
Eventually the human race sees that there's alien life out there.
Rube's the first to leave the group. Roxy takes his place. She's still as badass as ever but something's made her loosen up some. No one ever finds out what it is.
Surprisingly it's Daisy that goes next. Something about how many dicks she's sucked and following some hot guy into the great beyond. George didn't even blink an eyelash.
The guy who replaced Rube makes a pass on George, and Mason breaks his hand with the guy's face. She spends most of the night with Mason trying to put the bones back together without going to the hospital.
The guy that replaces Daisy is an older guy. Like 70. Victim of a bank robbery gone wrong. How that got in with Daisy and her guy and the dick sucking, you'd have to ask George.
George would have been 264 when she's finally allowed to go up. She goes together with Mason. She's not sure why or how, but they're both gone in an instant.
And there's a new group of reapers, Tom, Lewis, Pat, Monica and Randy. They go out, fight with each other at the waffle place (they're still standing. Everyone loves waffles). And then they go on an reap.
The world changes, but not the job.