Villains Ch 26 Mechanics
A/N: I own NOTHING!
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"So, are you going to tell me where we're going?" Light asked as L pulled the angel crepe van out onto the freeway. L glanced over Light's way once again. He was disappointed that Light had changed out of the fetish outfit to something casual and comfortable for the sake of the road trip-though he supposed it was just as well-"tonight" felt way too far off...
"Well, when Saiko escaped, he took a print-out of a list of names of potential Freaks we were investigating…"
"Wait, not only did Saiko escape, but he escaped with a freakin' power menu?"
"Yes... we will begin our investigation in Osaka..."
Osaka? That's a seven hour drive, plus stops...
"Wouldn't it be easier to just to book a flight there?"
"Yes," L focused on the road.
"And…?" Light pressed.
"Did I mention that the House is cheap?"
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They had fallen into silence for about an hour and Light was staring out the window in boredom when he was startled out of his thoughts by the sound of L's chuckling.
"What?"
"Oh nothing, Light-kun..."
"Do I want to know?"
"It's just… you… it just occurred to me that you… in the middle of your great prison break-you checked in? You're such a daddy's boy!"
"So what! We've put him through enough for one lifetime, don't you think?"
L drove with one hand on the wheel as he brought the other up to his lips to idly bite his thumb. "I'm an orphan," L reminded him simply, "I wouldn't know."
Well now, if that wasn't awkward...
The awkward silence dragged on so long that even L couldn't stand it and he turned on the radio.
"Oi! Nothing that... loud!" Light said sharply as he dove for the switch as black tendrils shot out of his back angrily twitching around him.
"Isn't this what the kids are listening to?" L questioned.
"I used to like it but… er, Ryuk can't stand it, and..." Light swallowed, embarrassed. "...it hurts us."
"What, do you prefer then? Lounge music?" L prodded, "Maybe easy listening?"
Light changed the channel to a J-Pop station.
"What is that?" L demanded.
"Hideki Ryuuga."
L's eyebrows shot up when Light recognized the artist immediately and his eyes demanded an explanation.
"My sister likes him. Well, liked him. I'm not sure if she still does..."
They lapsed into silence again.
"You have to admit, it's pretty catchy..." Light continued after a while.
L grunted, hypnotized by the road.
Light looked askance at L and added "...and Ryuuga's pretty cute."
L nearly drove the van off the road.
"Ryuuga?" L gaped. "You're gay for Ryuuga! You... you don't even try to hide it, do you?"
"Why should I? I am what I am. The closet door has been open for years."
"Ryuuga..." L growled. Light noticed how L was squeezing the steering wheel.
Light smirked. He's... jealous? "He's cute but he's not my type," Light assured.
"Of course, your type is other serial killers."
Asshole! No wait, Light thought as he observed L, I was right. He IS Jealous... really jealous... Light covered his annoyance by lasciviously leaning back in his seat, his lips curling into a smirk as he gave L a sideways glance. Noting how L was watching him while pretending to be watching the road. "My type is a guy who can keep up with me..."
You arrogant...
Light noticed that L still looked plenty angry. Light rested his jaw in his fingers as if in deep thought as he continued. "Yes, my type-the guy I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with however long that might be? Yeah... he is highly intelligent, and witty, and speaks his mind. And he's an excellent fighter-yes, he's a total badass, and will be one of the few who can defeat me in battle. Indeed, he'll be able to kick my ass without even trying-he's terrifying and exciting... Oh and he pretends to be a jerk but that's only because he's afraid to admit weakness. Yes, he's really an absolute sweetheart under that gruff exterior... He's handsome and exotic and..."
"That is really more information than I required Light, or should I be writing this down? Post it on the Internet? Single Gay Asian Male Serial Killer searching for Mr. Perfect?"
L, are you really this socially retarded or are you just fishing for compliments now?
"He doesn't have to be perfect, no way, that would be boring. No, he is eccentric and interesting," Light stared right at L, "And incredibly cute when he gets mad. He's harsh but fair and he too will be committed..."
"Someone needs to be committed..." L muttered.
"...dedicated to the cause of Justice. Yes, he will be my one and only true equal..."
Smug egomaniac... "Light, few people on the planet meet those requirements," L pointed out with a shrug, "Sounds pretty lonely."
"Yes, so, L you have nothing to worry about..."
This time L did drive the van off the road.
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After an indeterminate amount of time of L straddling his lap and attacking him with all the eagerness and awkwardness of a besotted schoolboy Light reluctantly reminded L that at some point they would have to get out and repair their van which was currently lying on its side in a ditch on the side of the road.
"Fine!" L hissed as he watched with much annoyance at how that absolutely beautiful hickey he made on Light's neck healed before his eyes (that was hardly fair-Light got to mark him, while he appeared untouched…) L barked the next order of "Turn around!"
Light's heart skipped a beat. That voice... it sent shivers down his spine. Still... Moving a bit fast, aren't you? "You're new to this." It wasn't a question.
"What?"
"As in this will be your first time...?"
"First time...?" L repeated dully.
"You're still a virgin."
"..." Was it THAT obvious?
"Right?" Light pressed.
L looked away. "Yes..."
"Well then I think you should let me show you how first..."
L's genius mind came to the dawning realization...
"I meant turn around so I can undo the handcuffs."
"Oh," Light said, sounding very disappointed.
Light did and L pulled the release on the handcuffs. "I need you to push us out of the ditch. Need it be pointed out that if you try to run-I will strike you down with a bolt of lightning and drag you back here by force?"
"If I run away there won't be a tonight," Light pointed out reasonably, his voice still husky with want. He looked to L with hooded eyes "I'm not going anywhere."
"Tonight can still be tonight..." L crawled on top of Light again "But you're not averse to doing it now..." Light could hear the smirk in his voice, "Am I right?"
"Seriously, on the side of the road? In the backseat of a crepe van?" Light protested… but his eyes held the answer.
"That's a yes."
"But the mission?"
"Trust me, we're still on track. We have plenty of time..." L assured.
Still... Light gently pushed L off of him. "Let me at least fix the van first..."
You stubborn! L growled in great frustration as Light climbed out of their overturned van.
Light pushed the van out of the ditch and off of its side and then went around to the front to assess the damage, starting with smoothing and pounding out the dents with his bare hands. Light popped the hood when it wouldn't start.
"Does Light-kun know what he's doing?"
"Kind of... Do you?"
"No," L admitted. "What do you mean by 'kind of?'"
"There were some guys that I once knew..." that I USED... "Informants of mine. They ran a chop shop... I learned the basics from them."
"Kira-kun knows the nicest of people-you really must introduce us sometime..."
"Can't," Light said tightly. "They're dead."
"You killed them?"
"Surprisingly, no." Light said and left it at that.
"So can you fix it?" L called.
"I'm sure I'll figure it out," Light said as he sent some exploratory tendrils flowing down. They then found and realigned a cap that had come loose deep inside.
"Okay, try it now," Light called.
L turned the key in the ignition and the engine sputtered to life. They were good to go.
Light closed the hood and returned... hot, sweaty, and smeared with motor oil. He had hardly gotten in the door when L pounced. He sat on Light's back as he refashioned the cuff to his wrist he whispered in his ear "Now, where were we?"
"L, what are you doing?"
"I'm seme," L announced.
L gave a startled yelp as Light knocked him off onto the seat and Light loomed above him. "I told you, L, not the first time… Besides I was thinking we could do some other stuff first..."
"Other stuff?"
Light roughly pulled his jeans down and...
Oh right the supersuit. Sexy, but it had to go. L apparently agreed. He couldn't get out of it fast enough.
"What other stuff?" L suddenly felt very vulnerable as he realized that he had stripped naked-while Light was still fully clothed. "Well...!" L managed to demand as Light lapped at his neck.
Light chuckled as he held him close. The vibration felt good against his skin. *Lick* "You want" *lick* "the itinerary?"
"Yes!"
"And you want to top?"
"Yes, damn it!"
"Well... then this is how it's going to go. I thought that first we could make out some more like this..." L moaned as Light lightly nipped at his nipple and then continued to travel south. "Then I was planning on sucking you off..." Light grinned as he got into position to do just that... "And then I thought I'd give you a demonstration on how to properly as you so eloquently put it 'take it up the ass.'"
L snapped out of his Light-induced euphoria and promptly kicked him in the face. Light was undeterred. He chuckled as he pinned L to the car seat with his arms above his head.
That strength advantage was so unfair...
"...and after that it will be your turn to do with me what you will. What do you say, L?"
L felt Light hard against his leg and squeaked out "Do I have a choice?"
Light looked like he had been kicked in the face (well he HAD but that was beside the point) "Of course you do!"
"Well I don't want to."
Light sighed. "Okay." Light handed L his clothes in a neatly folded pile and turned away.
"What are you doing?"
"You said you didn't want to..."
"I do! I just want to top!"
"I was going to let you top but those are my terms. I want you to know what you're doing before you start poking around! That's non-negotiable!"
L got up in a feral crouch and tackled Light from behind again. "I know the mechanics!" L shouted.
Light flipped them over again. "That's great. I'm not a car!"
"I'm sure I'll figure it out!"
"Yes I'm sure you will... after."
L trembled beneath him. Light released his grip when he realized just how scared L really was. Light withdrew from his position on top of L and sat back on his knees, between L's spread legs.
"It's not so bad... Being on the bottom..."
L didn't look convinced.
Light cleared his throat "It can be very rewarding... and we can make it mostly painless..."
L was still trembling.
"L, look... If you don't want to go all the way this time... we don't have to do this now. I could stop. We can still do tonight, tonight... or later... or... Or if you want, I could just suck you off."
L sighed. I have to. For the mission. "I want to," L said.
"Are you sure?"
L nodded.
"Look... if you get scared, just say 'stop' and I'll stop."
L determinedly met Light's eyes. "I'm sure."
"Okay..." Light said as he resumed the position.
"OH!" L shouted as Light licked down his length. His erection had been dying with all this talk of being the submissive but Light was quick to remedy that. Light was very good at this. L clawed at Light's hair as his tongue danced around him up and down and around the tip...
"OH, LIGHT"! L shouted as he quickly came, and fell back on the seat, a shuddering mess.
L had also unknowingly poured a large amount of current out which went to ground through the van. Light felt the buzz of it… but at this stage, it wasn't enough to deter him... Indeed Light was eager to get to the next phase, his own needs were long neglected, but he wanted to make sure...
"L... do you want me to continue?"
L nodded.
"Then I need you to suck." Light held out his fingers. L did, apprehension dawning at what was coming next...
Then Light's own clothes melted away and at that sight L decided it was totally worth it.
As Light began the prep, he was true to his word... and somehow made it relatively painless. L noted with some concern that his insides already felt... weird as Light easily and smoothly admitted that finger and then another... and a third. Light scissored and stretched him and occasionally would brush that spot deep inside...
L was really worked up but only when Light was positioned at his entrance did the reality hit of what was coming...
L whimpered and a "Stop" escaped before he could stop it.
Light stopped and drew back.
"Light..." L moaned "Don't stop!"
"You don't want this," Light stated.
"I have to!" L cried.
"You have to?"
Oh crap! He must have been more rattled than he thought...
"They're making you do this?" Light looked very angry, but L could at least tell that it wasn't directed at him...
"No... yes... but..." L looked very confused.
"You don't really want this..." Light said regretfully.
"It's alright!" L insisted.
"It's not alright!" Light was seething with righteous fury on L's behalf. Oh yes. He would find whoever decided to whore out poor L-and by the time he was through with them, they would beg for death. "L... I know you have a low opinion of me, but I'm not a rapist." Light turned away from that oh-so-tempting sight of L undone on the car seat. Thanks to his abusive "training" Light was a master of self-control. And there were lines he would not cross. No matter how much he wanted to. Though that was Light...
As Light withdrew completely, a certain symbiote (responsible for that "painless prep" and annoyed on his host's behalf) decided to be contrary and show L just what he was missing-by hitting his prostate.
L saw stars and shuddered violently as he felt something brushing against that spot again, slowly drawing against it.
"LIGHT!" L moaned.
"L, no..." Light sighed as he started with a vengeance to do every trick he knew to kill his own erection. "I will not take advantage of you! You don't really want this." Light said sadly, and completely oblivious to Ryuk's shenanigans...
"I DO DAMMIT!"
"You're just saying that..."
"YOU'RE RIGHT, OKAY, I DIDN'T BEFORE, BUT NOW I DO, PLEASE!" Light shook his head. "It wouldn't be right," Light sighed as he handed L his clothes in a neatly folded pile.
"OH FUCK YOU, KIRA!"
"No," Light said with great regret as he still looked away "not now, and not tonight."
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A/N: Sigh, such stubborn boys... well, if first you don't succeed... try again next chapter.
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