here
go fuck yourselves...god i'm pissy:
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Copy and paste this. Fill it out and send it to all your friends including the person who sent it to you. Do this because the person who sent it to you didn’t sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff...
Time started:
1:05pm
Name:
Kevin
Nickname:
Kevy, K-Magic, Muttley, Winnebago
Single or Taken:
Very happily taken
Birthday:
11/18/83
Siblings:
1
Eye color:
Poo brown...i hate my eyes
Shoe size:
military boots=10.5, military dress shoes =11.5, civilian shoes =12-13
height:
6'1"
What are u wearing now:
cammies and boots
Where do you live:
Oceanside California, though right now i'm assed out in Japan
Righty or lefty:
Righty
Breakfast
I don't eat breakfast often
Aftershave/Perfume:
Umm, Axe?
Favorite cartoon character:
Donatello
HAVE YOU EVER
Given anyone a bath:
Yes.
Have you ever smoked:
Yeah, a cigar is nice now and then, as are black/tan and milds
Bungee Jumped:
No.
Parasailed:
Nope
Made yourself throw-up:
If only y'all knew...
Gone skinny dipping:
No, actually
Been in the opposite sex's bathroom:
Yep.
Eaten a dog biscuit:
Fucking A right, milk bones are delicious
Got your tongue stuck to a pole:
I'm not QUITE that dumb...
Loved someone so much it made you cry?
I've loved someone so much I've cried being away from them, if that counts...
Played truth or dare:
Not the fun kind
Been in a physical fight:
Not in a long time...workin up to it though
Been in a police car:
No
Been in a hot tub:
My parents don't own one or anything...
Swam in the ocean:
Not anymore. Fuck you environmentalists telling me what's in the water...yes, i know it's diluted. i don't care. i'm fucking crazy.
Got stung by a jellyfish:
never even seen one
Fallen asleep in school:
I slept through one class into another one on several occasions. While snoring and drooling. I didn't care at all (had the second highest grade in the class too)
Ran away:
Eh, everyone does from something.
Broken someone's heart?:
Uh, sure why not.
Cried when someone you love died:
No one I love has died. Which means they're all gonna go at once. Lucky me.
Flashed someone:
hell yeah. everyone loves my penis...ok, so maybe not
Cried in school:
I was in 5th grade and had to shit really bad and my teacher wouldn't let me go. Finally she realized how bad i had to go, and let me go, but i was crying trying to hold it in
Fell off your chair:
Al the time
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call:
yes, i have no life
Saved MSN / YAHOO / AOL / AIM conversations:
Only for reference
Saved e-mails:
i'm too lazy to delete them
Fallen for your best friend?
Not my best friend totally, but one of them. and it sucks.
Been cheated on:
Nope
First thing that comes to mind:
Red:
The woman
Blue:
and red equals purple
Autumn:
what the fuck is autumn? i only know summer and winter
Cows:
Shitting on your offspring
Greenland:
Um, hockey?
Cat:
Buster kitty
Nickel:
NiCad batteries
Elbow:
The bitch elbow...sucks so hardcore to safety wire...
Arm:
To war!
Your good luck charm:
I have nothing but shit for luck.
Whats your room like:
I can't smell, dunno
Last thing you said:
umm, think i called cadence on the way back to my room from the last formation.
What is beside you:
My bed
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Soap, my head is shaved
Something that has happened to you this year:
Hey, guess who's in japan!
Had Chicken pox:
Yep, got it on my eyelids
Had a Sore Throat:
Yes
Believe in love at first sight?:
Mutual attraction, not love
Like picnics:
Never had one
Like school:
More than the Marine Corps
What schools?:
Umm...the School of Heygofuckyourself?
Would you......
Eat a live hamster:
Fuck no
Go to Hanson concert:
Sure. If I could bring in hand grenades for the insipid females in the front rows.
Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion bucks:
i'd kill someone for free
If you were stuck on an island, what people/person would you want with u?
eh, um, everyone on the planet...the island is really the planet earth...it's an island in the universe.
Who Was the last person................
You yelled at:
guy i worked with. told him he was an irresponsible idiot. he said i was being a baby for expecting him to do the right thing.
Who told you they loved you:
the woman.
Who is your loudest friend:
Not Dave actually...me when I'm at work, Porter outside of work
Do you like filling these out:
Not really, but i figger hey, why not.
Do you wear contacts or glasses:
Both.
Do you like yourself:
Eh, not usually.
Do you get along with your family:
I get along with everyone..
Do you do drugs:
never.
Have piercing below the waist?
Gettin a PA and possibly Jacob's Ladder when i get out.
Obsessive:
Not really.
Depressed
Try not to be.
Suicidal:
Rarely.
Final questions.....
How many people are you sending this to:
Umm, i dont' know
What are you listening to right now:
Whiskey Lullaby
Can you do a front or back flip?:
Nope
What did you do today:
Woke up.
What is your favorite band:
RX Bandits
Hate any of your family:
My uncle.
Got any awards:
Eh, i was the outstanding senior for bad. that was a great way to reward 4 years of hard work.
Have you ever gone streaking?:
Fuck yeah.
Want to get married:
...this is a retarded question
What is your favorite video game?:
your mom.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change:
i'd change my self confidence and my stomach
Have a lava lamp:
Yes, gonna get it from my parents house next time i'm out there
How many remote controls are in your house?
3
Are you double jointed:
not at all. i'm unflexible
What do you dream about?:
Umm, i have no dreams anymore.
Last time you showered:
Last night.
The last movie you saw at the theatres:
Uhh, think it was xxx2 maybe? i dunno.
Scary or happy movies:
happy.
Root beer or Dr. Pepper:
root bear
Silver or Gold:
Silver
Diamond or pearl:
pearl,diamonds are stupid
Sunset or Sunrise:
sunrise.
Phone or in person:
in person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child:
youngest of 2
Do you want your friends to fill this out and send it back?:
May as well hope they do. Might amuse me. That's key you know.
Finished at: 1:37pm
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Copy and paste this. Fill it out and send it to all your friends including the person who sent it to you. Do this because the person who sent it to you didn’t sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff...
Time started:
1:05pm
Name:
Kevin
Nickname:
Kevy, K-Magic, Muttley, Winnebago
Single or Taken:
Very happily taken
Birthday:
11/18/83
Siblings:
1
Eye color:
Poo brown...i hate my eyes
Shoe size:
military boots=10.5, military dress shoes =11.5, civilian shoes =12-13
height:
6'1"
What are u wearing now:
cammies and boots
Where do you live:
Oceanside California, though right now i'm assed out in Japan
Righty or lefty:
Righty
Breakfast
I don't eat breakfast often
Aftershave/Perfume:
Umm, Axe?
Favorite cartoon character:
Donatello
HAVE YOU EVER
Given anyone a bath:
Yes.
Have you ever smoked:
Yeah, a cigar is nice now and then, as are black/tan and milds
Bungee Jumped:
No.
Parasailed:
Nope
Made yourself throw-up:
If only y'all knew...
Gone skinny dipping:
No, actually
Been in the opposite sex's bathroom:
Yep.
Eaten a dog biscuit:
Fucking A right, milk bones are delicious
Got your tongue stuck to a pole:
I'm not QUITE that dumb...
Loved someone so much it made you cry?
I've loved someone so much I've cried being away from them, if that counts...
Played truth or dare:
Not the fun kind
Been in a physical fight:
Not in a long time...workin up to it though
Been in a police car:
No
Been in a hot tub:
My parents don't own one or anything...
Swam in the ocean:
Not anymore. Fuck you environmentalists telling me what's in the water...yes, i know it's diluted. i don't care. i'm fucking crazy.
Got stung by a jellyfish:
never even seen one
Fallen asleep in school:
I slept through one class into another one on several occasions. While snoring and drooling. I didn't care at all (had the second highest grade in the class too)
Ran away:
Eh, everyone does from something.
Broken someone's heart?:
Uh, sure why not.
Cried when someone you love died:
No one I love has died. Which means they're all gonna go at once. Lucky me.
Flashed someone:
hell yeah. everyone loves my penis...ok, so maybe not
Cried in school:
I was in 5th grade and had to shit really bad and my teacher wouldn't let me go. Finally she realized how bad i had to go, and let me go, but i was crying trying to hold it in
Fell off your chair:
Al the time
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call:
yes, i have no life
Saved MSN / YAHOO / AOL / AIM conversations:
Only for reference
Saved e-mails:
i'm too lazy to delete them
Fallen for your best friend?
Not my best friend totally, but one of them. and it sucks.
Been cheated on:
Nope
First thing that comes to mind:
Red:
The woman
Blue:
and red equals purple
Autumn:
what the fuck is autumn? i only know summer and winter
Cows:
Shitting on your offspring
Greenland:
Um, hockey?
Cat:
Buster kitty
Nickel:
NiCad batteries
Elbow:
The bitch elbow...sucks so hardcore to safety wire...
Arm:
To war!
Your good luck charm:
I have nothing but shit for luck.
Whats your room like:
I can't smell, dunno
Last thing you said:
umm, think i called cadence on the way back to my room from the last formation.
What is beside you:
My bed
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Soap, my head is shaved
Something that has happened to you this year:
Hey, guess who's in japan!
Had Chicken pox:
Yep, got it on my eyelids
Had a Sore Throat:
Yes
Believe in love at first sight?:
Mutual attraction, not love
Like picnics:
Never had one
Like school:
More than the Marine Corps
What schools?:
Umm...the School of Heygofuckyourself?
Would you......
Eat a live hamster:
Fuck no
Go to Hanson concert:
Sure. If I could bring in hand grenades for the insipid females in the front rows.
Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion bucks:
i'd kill someone for free
If you were stuck on an island, what people/person would you want with u?
eh, um, everyone on the planet...the island is really the planet earth...it's an island in the universe.
Who Was the last person................
You yelled at:
guy i worked with. told him he was an irresponsible idiot. he said i was being a baby for expecting him to do the right thing.
Who told you they loved you:
the woman.
Who is your loudest friend:
Not Dave actually...me when I'm at work, Porter outside of work
Do you like filling these out:
Not really, but i figger hey, why not.
Do you wear contacts or glasses:
Both.
Do you like yourself:
Eh, not usually.
Do you get along with your family:
I get along with everyone..
Do you do drugs:
never.
Have piercing below the waist?
Gettin a PA and possibly Jacob's Ladder when i get out.
Obsessive:
Not really.
Depressed
Try not to be.
Suicidal:
Rarely.
Final questions.....
How many people are you sending this to:
Umm, i dont' know
What are you listening to right now:
Whiskey Lullaby
Can you do a front or back flip?:
Nope
What did you do today:
Woke up.
What is your favorite band:
RX Bandits
Hate any of your family:
My uncle.
Got any awards:
Eh, i was the outstanding senior for bad. that was a great way to reward 4 years of hard work.
Have you ever gone streaking?:
Fuck yeah.
Want to get married:
...this is a retarded question
What is your favorite video game?:
your mom.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change:
i'd change my self confidence and my stomach
Have a lava lamp:
Yes, gonna get it from my parents house next time i'm out there
How many remote controls are in your house?
3
Are you double jointed:
not at all. i'm unflexible
What do you dream about?:
Umm, i have no dreams anymore.
Last time you showered:
Last night.
The last movie you saw at the theatres:
Uhh, think it was xxx2 maybe? i dunno.
Scary or happy movies:
happy.
Root beer or Dr. Pepper:
root bear
Silver or Gold:
Silver
Diamond or pearl:
pearl,diamonds are stupid
Sunset or Sunrise:
sunrise.
Phone or in person:
in person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child:
youngest of 2
Do you want your friends to fill this out and send it back?:
May as well hope they do. Might amuse me. That's key you know.
Finished at: 1:37pm