I know I wasn't tagged.... buuuuut.... I was bored.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Just most of my friends)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (Huzzah!)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Both, baby, dead sexy!)
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (World's #1 pervert, at your disposal.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Tempered with a good deal of discretion.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (In both senses of the word.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I've even gone mental! Heehee!)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (It was accidental.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Not tellin'...)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Why are you people asking me all these questions? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (GIVE ME DA MONEY! MONEY MONEY!)
× I love sushi. (Umm.... sushi?)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (AndthenomgitwassoexcitingthatIjusthadtotellyou....)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (And neither do you.)
× I have long hair. (I wish.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (Two. Uhg.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (They were glow in the dark, it was sweet.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Dear god no!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (But there are other looks I might like better.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (They asked if I was ok and we were in public.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Well the world made me this way.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (People push me, I swing. Simple.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Filthy, but should it be illegal? No.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Sshhh, don't let anyone know.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (It'll stay hidden too.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I used to, **sniffle**)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Dunno what pecked means, but I probably have.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Unemployment will do that to you.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Mostly because she's always talking about my health.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (And it's usually plastered to the side of my head.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Fallen asleep, yes, passed out, no.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (It was sad.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Evaluating the situation.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (That doesn't mean with YOU.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (About lots of things.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (If I like them.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I hate people who do that.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Tried and succeeded!)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Well, it was a threesome.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Where's the knife?)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (I could be better at it, though.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I don't think THAT counts...)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (I just woke up.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Not completely!)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (But I know I hate Bush.)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (They aren't as whiney.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Some of you will get this and laugh.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Though he's kinda scary most of the time.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I miss the country. I miss having a YARD!)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (It was a low one.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (She's givin' all she got, cap'n!)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Fire. *Drool*)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (We don't speak of this.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Hmm. We don't speak of this either.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Habitually, almost.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I am the toe ninja.)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (And somehow I'm unemployed...)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Can be! Hehehehehehe, where's the Full Throttle?!)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (We're still compiling the list.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Yes!)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I was bored.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (You move and they're still there. It's amazing.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Ungodly so, in certain ways.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Hugs aren't wet... ick, I just imagined a wet hug in like, three different ways, each grosser than the one before.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Bookstore.)
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Though I get protestations when I call myself weird.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Though I've never studied anything other than archery.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I try!)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (The clouds should be so lucky.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (How anticlimactic.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Sought... been forced into by those legally responsible for my health care... same diff, right?)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I am the paranormal. Boo, bitch!)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I want to meet someone who's done this.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Whee!)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I must be completely exhausted.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (TV sucks! Up with da paper!)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (No comments from the peanut gallery.)
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Side of the road.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Hmm. We speak of this only with the superheros in our lives.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (At least animals are SUPPOSED to be stupid.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (There were a couple of almosts, though.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (That was... a lot of alcohol. And way too much energy raised.)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Someone finally gets me! Yes!)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I get busy.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (It's gross alone.)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (**Looks all guru-type wise guy-ish**)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (**Giant, toothy grin**)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Considering I almost took a job as one...)
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (Pointless! And bland, after a while.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Shut up.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Twice that.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (The world would be so much more fucked up than it is now.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Fun.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Food of the GODS! I am not worthy.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Only women though, sorry guys.)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Intellect is fun.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Regularly.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (So much to do **pant, pant**)
× I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (Shut up.)
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (It's already happening... runs in the family. I hope I get that really cool silver color from my mom's side of the family.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (I'm dumb enough to pay for them, too.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Sometimes it's because random things need to be said.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. ("Never, never have I ever" is more fun, you get to hit EVERYONE with a Truth at the same time.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Magic: The Gathering counts as a sport, right?)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Jesus christ, people, end it already!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (In the true sense of the word, I suppose.)
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (If I knew what an Americano was, I probably would have done it. Caffiene is my friend.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Just most of my friends)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (Huzzah!)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Both, baby, dead sexy!)
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (World's #1 pervert, at your disposal.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Tempered with a good deal of discretion.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (In both senses of the word.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I've even gone mental! Heehee!)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (It was accidental.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Not tellin'...)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Why are you people asking me all these questions? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (GIVE ME DA MONEY! MONEY MONEY!)
× I love sushi. (Umm.... sushi?)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (AndthenomgitwassoexcitingthatIjusthadtotellyou....)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (And neither do you.)
× I have long hair. (I wish.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (Two. Uhg.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (They were glow in the dark, it was sweet.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Dear god no!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (But there are other looks I might like better.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (They asked if I was ok and we were in public.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Well the world made me this way.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (People push me, I swing. Simple.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Filthy, but should it be illegal? No.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Sshhh, don't let anyone know.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (It'll stay hidden too.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I used to, **sniffle**)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Dunno what pecked means, but I probably have.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Unemployment will do that to you.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Mostly because she's always talking about my health.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (And it's usually plastered to the side of my head.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Fallen asleep, yes, passed out, no.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (It was sad.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Evaluating the situation.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (That doesn't mean with YOU.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (About lots of things.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (If I like them.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I hate people who do that.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Tried and succeeded!)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Well, it was a threesome.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Where's the knife?)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (I could be better at it, though.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I don't think THAT counts...)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (I just woke up.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Not completely!)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (But I know I hate Bush.)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (They aren't as whiney.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Some of you will get this and laugh.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Though he's kinda scary most of the time.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I miss the country. I miss having a YARD!)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (It was a low one.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (She's givin' all she got, cap'n!)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Fire. *Drool*)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (We don't speak of this.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Hmm. We don't speak of this either.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Habitually, almost.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I am the toe ninja.)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (And somehow I'm unemployed...)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Can be! Hehehehehehe, where's the Full Throttle?!)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (We're still compiling the list.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Yes!)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I was bored.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (You move and they're still there. It's amazing.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Ungodly so, in certain ways.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Hugs aren't wet... ick, I just imagined a wet hug in like, three different ways, each grosser than the one before.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Bookstore.)
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Though I get protestations when I call myself weird.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Though I've never studied anything other than archery.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I try!)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (The clouds should be so lucky.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (How anticlimactic.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Sought... been forced into by those legally responsible for my health care... same diff, right?)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I am the paranormal. Boo, bitch!)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I want to meet someone who's done this.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Whee!)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I must be completely exhausted.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (TV sucks! Up with da paper!)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (No comments from the peanut gallery.)
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Side of the road.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Hmm. We speak of this only with the superheros in our lives.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (At least animals are SUPPOSED to be stupid.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (There were a couple of almosts, though.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (That was... a lot of alcohol. And way too much energy raised.)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Someone finally gets me! Yes!)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I get busy.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (It's gross alone.)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (**Looks all guru-type wise guy-ish**)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (**Giant, toothy grin**)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Considering I almost took a job as one...)
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (Pointless! And bland, after a while.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Shut up.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Twice that.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (The world would be so much more fucked up than it is now.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Fun.)
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Food of the GODS! I am not worthy.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Only women though, sorry guys.)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Intellect is fun.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Regularly.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (So much to do **pant, pant**)
× I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (Shut up.)
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (It's already happening... runs in the family. I hope I get that really cool silver color from my mom's side of the family.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (I'm dumb enough to pay for them, too.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Sometimes it's because random things need to be said.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. ("Never, never have I ever" is more fun, you get to hit EVERYONE with a Truth at the same time.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Magic: The Gathering counts as a sport, right?)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Jesus christ, people, end it already!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (In the true sense of the word, I suppose.)
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (If I knew what an Americano was, I probably would have done it. Caffiene is my friend.)