Introduction to the cast.
Ryleigh(Chicca): Ohmigod, girls, I totally can't wait until the club opens. There are going to be so many hot guys.
Mina(Greggia): Then I can finally get laid. Moving in to this house and in a new town has seriously put a damper on my sex life.
Ryleigh: Nothing gets me like a guy with a deep tan. What about you, Mina?
Mina: It's all about butts for me. I want a guy with some junk in his trunk... Camden?
Camden(Arietta):I just looking towards the dancing and buying new shoes! The guys can come later.
Ryleigh:(off screen)You are so gay!
Meanwhile, in the kitchen...
Aspen(Paja): Chloe, You should consider modeling. You're a beautiful girl.
Chloe(Raphia): Not for me. I rather be seen for my brains and my personality. Plus, it's always been my dream to be a kindergarten teacher.
Aspen: OHMIGOD! What are you eating!? You shouldn't be eating crap like that. Have you seen your hips lately? They're simply enormous compared to your waist.
Chloe: First off, it's just some leftover birthday cake. Secondly, you're way fatter than me and you're supposed to be a model. Just who should be giving who dieting advice here? Just because you are fully articulated in your wrists and ankles, doesn't mean you can talk to me like that. Please don't get me started on the size of your feet! You can't hardly wear any of the shoes on the market.
Aspen: You Bitch! This is so totally why you could make in the fashion world.
Over in the living room
Terren(Jupi): Girls, we are all really talented musically and the best of buds. Wouldn't it be awesome if you started a band!?
Theo(Nero): That is a great idea. We could be famous and open for bands like Darkness Ensues!
Terren: Honey, where we're going... Darkness Ensues will be opening for us.
Lucia(Assa): Ladies, we aren't famous yet. We have to practice and find a drummer. I don't think two vocals and a guitar will get us very far.
Terren: Speak for yourself. I'm already famous and, I've always wanted a music career. So, it's totally doable.
Theo: A few spreads in Playboy doesn't make you famous.
Terren: well, there are some movies too. But, you just wait. My occupation will help us out quite a bit when we get going.
Lucia: That's right. There's no such thing as bad publicity. Let me go get my guitar.
Upstairs
Lucia: Hey Devon, How's the eharmony thing going?
Devon(Street): Good. I've met this guy, Trevor. He's simply amazing.
Sophie(LRRH): Don't support this behavior, Lucia. She'll wind up dead and you'll be sorry.
Lucia: So, Sophie, How's being a heinous bitch that no one can stand working out for you?
**Devon hands Lucia her guitar as she plops down on the bed**
Lucia: Isn't this the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen. Simply. Orgasmic. The hotness of this guitar almost makes me want to make out with you.
Sophie: EWWWW! Ohmigod, you're disgusting. I'm going upstairs to read.
Devon:(offscreen) FINALLY! Thanks, Lucia.
Lucia: *grins* HAHA, no problem.
On the patio
Bailey(Assa): **humming to herself very off tune and loud.**
Sophie: Um, Bailey, could you keep it down?
Bailey:(off screen) The whole world is deafening really. I'm surprised you can hear me.
Sophie: Bailey, are you stoned?
Bailey: No dude. What makes you say that? Who have you been talking to!? Did my parole officer hire you to spy on me!?
Sophie:.... okay.... *Pause* Bailey, You're sister's getting ready to play some tunes downstairs. Maybe you should check it out.
Bailey: I'm already listening to music.
Sophie: **listens, but doesn't even hear birds chirping** I don't hear anything.
Bailey: I know, dude. Mother Nature is deafening.
Sophie: (off screen) Finally, some peace and quiet.
(Suddenly lots of racket coming through the open window.)
Sophie:(off screen) COME ON!?! What are you doing?
Dinah(Rovam): Laundry?
Sophie:(off screen) WELL CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN!?
Dinah: Are you yelling at me for doing laundry? I don't know how to iron any quieter. Why don't you get over it or go downstairs?
Sophie:(off screen) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!