Why is it we care about Ashley's chest?
Here's the latest stinking attempt to milk le' fare Ashley.
Now honestly. Why do we care about her hooters more than anyone else's?
She's a Very Attractive Woman. I'd certainly drink a tub or two of her bathwater.
But the real reason we MUST. SEE. ASHLEY'S. CHEST. is, obviously, that we know E. Spitzer pressed his chest against it.
So, if it's E. Spitzer's body that is making our interest in Ashley swell to World Wide proportions, then maybe...
Just maybe...
We really just want to see E. Spitzer's chest.
Well, here it is. Again.
Yes, he's a very attractive man. We wanted to see his chest. We wanted to see what kind of chest a wealthy, powerful, upright man would spend several thousand dollars on.
Now we've seen it all. We are titelated. Our normal, human curiousity about our betters is satisfied.
Now can we please move on?
No?
Still not satisfied?
Alright, here's one more, never before published, provided to me by a friend of a friend who works on a contract basis with the U.S. State Department Bureau of Consular Affairs passport office.
This has to be it, though, because my guy says there's some ruckus and he can't go back for more.
Anyway, here it is, from the Secret Passport Files of the U.S. government, another E. Spitzer chest photo.
Wait for it.
Okay? Now that's the last I want to hear about Ashley and Eliot.