Celebrity Watch | Palin's next move
Rachel Maddow suggested last night that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was angling for a job in journalism.
Such a dreadful thought.
Let's try to be constructive. She touts her Journalism Degree. Maybe she'll wheel herself into the U.S. Senate.
But reallyoldman loves her better as a Celebrity.
What should Gov. Palin do next?
Correct answers:
1. Become No. 1 fill-in host on The Jerry Springer Show.
2. Star in one of those syndicated TV shows as fake judge berating poor people.
3. Co-star with John McCain in a revival of The Real McCoys.
4. Turn big letters while grooming McCain as the next Pat Sajak on cable knock-off of Wheel of Fortune.
5. Star in revival of Room 222.
6. Become eyeglass model in newspaper advertisements.
7. Hawk series of videotaped guides to field dressing wild and domestic animals.
8. Groom McCain as No. 1 fill-in host on Girls Next Door
9. Star with the McCains and Ann Coulter in tasteful Mormon version of Girls Next Door.
10. Two words: Professional wrestling.
Such a dreadful thought.
Let's try to be constructive. She touts her Journalism Degree. Maybe she'll wheel herself into the U.S. Senate.
But reallyoldman loves her better as a Celebrity.
What should Gov. Palin do next?
Correct answers:
1. Become No. 1 fill-in host on The Jerry Springer Show.
2. Star in one of those syndicated TV shows as fake judge berating poor people.
3. Co-star with John McCain in a revival of The Real McCoys.
4. Turn big letters while grooming McCain as the next Pat Sajak on cable knock-off of Wheel of Fortune.
5. Star in revival of Room 222.
6. Become eyeglass model in newspaper advertisements.
7. Hawk series of videotaped guides to field dressing wild and domestic animals.
8. Groom McCain as No. 1 fill-in host on Girls Next Door
9. Star with the McCains and Ann Coulter in tasteful Mormon version of Girls Next Door.
10. Two words: Professional wrestling.