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[reallyiscrazy]

This island is one more fuck up away from being blown apart

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[mongreldog]

But Jason, you were the cutest child ever. You thought I was better than Batman.

The fact that you call them panties makes me happy, Jason. And here we only called them "underoos."

You've already ruined two toasters, must you ruin a third?

[reallyiscrazy]

And this is why I want to kill myself.

Fuck off, Daken. Seriously. Bet you jerked off to the mental images of me in those little things. Sick bastard that you are.

I'll ruin as many damn toasters as I want.

[mongreldog]

You know no one will mourn you, so why not?

Really? This is where you're going with that? Yes, I like men, but I like men. You then or now are not my type. Sorry if that hurts your ego.

Are you sure you're not still 8?

[reallyiscrazy]

You'd mourn me, and you know it. You'd miss my fine ass.

You don't really believe that. Which makes it all the funnier.

Fairly sure. Wanna check for me?

[mongreldog]

I'd be much safer if you killed yourself.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

My dear roommate, are you hitting on me? I just told you you're not my type. However, I'm not one to turn down someone who's offering...

[reallyiscrazy]

But you'd also be bored.

I'm going to attempt to find a bar. Whatever happens after that, I'm not accountable for.

[mongreldog]

You see right through me. I would be bored.

One of the assassins just started a bar called sEXCITED. Stupid name, I know. I was going to go ask a woman to come with me, but I'll make an exception for you.

[reallyiscrazy]

Sorry bud, but I already have a bar date.

[mongreldog]

Well then maybe I'll see you there.

[reallyiscrazy]

Oh you definitely will.