In which the princess blows a gasket

[reallyaprincess]

Attention Taledom!!! It appears someone is spreading false rumours about me. MURDOCK. Though my tale may have been married to him, I have never dated, married, divorced, nor even kissed Murdock Varletti. NOR WILL I. I know you are behind this, Varletti, and it's not going to happen so quit telling people a.) I'm your ex-wife; b.) I'm involved

Comments

Bianca

[gerding]

Oh my god YES. Compendium entry, "Murdock, I expect you to pay for these cushions to get dry cleaned SEVEN TIMES, I am not living with molecules of your piss in my couch!"

Gertie

[reallyaprincess]

Oh Gertie that's BRILLIANT and this MUST happen!!!!

Bianca

[gerding]

Yeah, I'm a genius! DO IT!!!!

Gertie

[reallyaprincess]

I'm going to do it right now!!!