In which the princess blows a gasket

[reallyaprincess]

Attention Taledom!!! It appears someone is spreading false rumours about me. MURDOCK. Though my tale may have been married to him, I have never dated, married, divorced, nor even kissed Murdock Varletti. NOR WILL I. I know you are behind this, Varletti, and it's not going to happen so quit telling people a.) I'm your ex-wife; b.) I'm involved

Comments

[gerding]

OH MY GOD!!!!!

DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL HIM FOR YOU?

[reallyaprincess]

YES PLEASE!!!!!

KILL HIM GOOD!!!!!

[gerding]

WITH FIRE.

[reallyaprincess]

I APPROVE OF THIS! I think plans must be made for retribution....

Bianca

[gerding]

I could revisit the whole 'start a rumor he's impotent' idea.

Gertie

[reallyaprincess]

I think this is a good idea! I think there should also be something about a recently contracted STD too.

Bianca

[gerding]

Oh god, I'd have to start that one ANONYMOUSLY, I don't want anyone to think I'VE got it.

Gertie

[reallyaprincess]

That's why it has to be a recently contracted STD! I wouldn't want anyone to think that about you either! Perhaps we should just stick with impotence. And maybe he's impotent because he's got an extremely small package. Non-existent testicles and all.

Bianca

[gerding]

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I'm pretty sure I could drop a comment in about extra-small condoms.

Gertie

[reallyaprincess]

This gets better and better. He has been sleeping on my sofa. Perhaps I could say he wets the bed...

Bianca

[gerding]

Oh my god YES. Compendium entry, "Murdock, I expect you to pay for these cushions to get dry cleaned SEVEN TIMES, I am not living with molecules of your piss in my couch!"

Gertie

[reallyaprincess]

Oh Gertie that's BRILLIANT and this MUST happen!!!!

Bianca

[gerding]

Yeah, I'm a genius! DO IT!!!!

Gertie

[reallyaprincess]

I'm going to do it right now!!!