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[reallyaprincess]

OH I LIKE THIS TOPIC! I don't really have naked pictures, but pet pictures I have an abundance of! But you've all seen Binky, so I think I should introduce you to my new cat, Nanette. I didn't plan on getting a cat, but I went with one of the girls from work to the local shelter. She'd wanted to adopt a dog and I as there for advice. Then I

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Bianca.

[thatrapscallion]

No naked pictures at all?

Murdock.

[reallyaprincess]

Not for you.

Bianca.

[thatrapscallion]

So you're not denying the existence of some sort of naked pictures, in theory?

I consider this to be a good start.

Murdock.

[reallyaprincess]

Any pictures that may or may not show parts that your eyes will never see will never be seen by your eyes, Murdock. Face it. You're never going to get this.

Bianca.

[thatrapscallion]

I never say never, beautiful.

Especially when it involves the potential of cozying up to a divine creature such as yourself!

Murdock.

[reallyaprincess]

Ewww. Could you be any more slimey? I think it's time you abandon my couch, Murdock.

Bianca.

[thatrapscallion]

You can't kick me out!

The mob is after me!

Murdock.

[reallyaprincess]

Maybe I'd like your next reincarnation better. Ever thought of that?

Bianca.

[thatrapscallion]

Are you bribing me with sex to die?

Am I actually considering it?

Murdock.

[reallyaprincess]

I never mentioned sex. Just you dying.

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I don't really mean that. But you are aggravating, Varletti. And I don't want to date you. If you could get that through your head and the fact that you'll never see me naked, maybe we could be friends.

Bianca.

[thatrapscallion]

You just don't know me well enough yet.

You'll change your mind. Just you wait and see. After all, you've fallen for me at least once before, right? I'd say that stacks the odds in my favour.

Murdock.

[reallyaprincess]

That was a long time ago, Varletti, and you had the sort of aid that you no longer possess. Your trickery won't capture me this time.

Bianca.

[thatrapscallion]

You know, I totally had the lamp, like, just last month.

I gave it up because I wanted to prove that I could win your heart without all the riches and palaces and everything. Because I know that that's not the only thing you're interested in.

Murdock.

[reallyaprincess]

Honestly, Murdock. I have plenty of money on my own. What I'd like is a guy who isn't a scam artist, doesn't try to pick up all my friends, and hasn't already slept with the ones he isn't trying to pick up. I just want a nice, sweet guy who values me and can be committed. And that isn't you. You were my prince once, but things have changed. It's a different world now and we don't fit.

Bianca.

[thatrapscallion]

Things can change again. Things change all the time.

Murdock.

[reallyaprincess]

This thing isn't going to change, Murdock. I'd feel better if you could just let this go and maybe we could be friends instead. Please? For me?