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ATTENTION ALL TALES! PLEASE TAKE A PAUSE FROM YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED DAY TO ENJOY SHEER CUTENESS AT ITS BEST!!!!
So, for those of you who don't know, I have a dog named Balenciaga (but I call her Binky). When I moved to New York, daddy presented her to me in this fabulous Balenciaga bag which was her namesake, and we've been together ever since. She's the sweetest thing in the entire world and you just have to witness this!
Now I know what you're thinking...where can I possibly find a dog this cute? Well, you can't. There's only one Binky and she's all mine! Plus, she's just a tad high maintenance. Food allergies, you know. And she's allergic to certain synthetic fibers. Obviously, my dog has taste. She also has a bit of a shy bladder so you have to make sure no one is looking while she piddles. And a very full schedule of puppy playdates.
So I've been thinking a lot about marriage. I found the most divine dress. But if I just picked someone, it would be like an arranged marriage, and that's just barbaric!
...maybe I should set up some interviews with potential dogs so I can find a husband for Binky! I think I'll name him Jimmy Chew! How cute is that??? But that way she has a choice and then she also has a companion. I'm afraid I leave her alone too much and it's time she found her life mate...
So, for those of you who don't know, I have a dog named Balenciaga (but I call her Binky). When I moved to New York, daddy presented her to me in this fabulous Balenciaga bag which was her namesake, and we've been together ever since. She's the sweetest thing in the entire world and you just have to witness this!
Now I know what you're thinking...where can I possibly find a dog this cute? Well, you can't. There's only one Binky and she's all mine! Plus, she's just a tad high maintenance. Food allergies, you know. And she's allergic to certain synthetic fibers. Obviously, my dog has taste. She also has a bit of a shy bladder so you have to make sure no one is looking while she piddles. And a very full schedule of puppy playdates.
So I've been thinking a lot about marriage. I found the most divine dress. But if I just picked someone, it would be like an arranged marriage, and that's just barbaric!
...maybe I should set up some interviews with potential dogs so I can find a husband for Binky! I think I'll name him Jimmy Chew! How cute is that??? But that way she has a choice and then she also has a companion. I'm afraid I leave her alone too much and it's time she found her life mate...