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[reallyaprincess]

EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!

QUESTION: When dating a non-tale, do you ever feel there's a point to try to explain that you're different?

Also, did you know jell-o was first patented made from the bones of GEESE? How gross is that? I think it should probably be banned. There's a jell-o museum somewhere in upstate NY. Let's

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[pappybear]

Rules are put in place for people to follow. Even sappy romantics.

[reallyaprincess]

So rules are never to be questioned? ...are you a Communist?

[pappybear]

I didn't say anything about questioning rules, kiddo.

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Sure it's hard having a relationship with a non-tale, but if life was too easy it wouldn't be worth living. Doesn't mean you have to go blabbing, even if the kid's French.

[reallyaprincess]

Well I didn't say I was going to go declare my talehood. I was just thinking about the possibility some day in the future, should I find that one true love.

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And being French does help, you know.

[pappybear]

Was married 9 years and never said anyth

How does being French help?

[reallyaprincess]

Have you been to France? If not, I highly recommend it. Then you'll know exactly what I mean.

[pappybear]

Enlighten me.

[reallyaprincess]

Well, there's the obvious point, being the accent. And it's just so appealing straight away. And then there's the style points. The men (and women) in Paris are so much more stylish than your average American. Not that we don't have some with style, obviously. I mean, look at me. But I think people here are just born stylish. And then there's the lifestyle. It's all so hedonistic. I don't know if taking a French boy and placing him in New York would have the same effect as one in his natural setting, but they're fabulous here!

[pappybear]

Right.

Is this the part where some Australian guy in khakis crawls across the ground and starts talking about observing the French boy in his natural habitat as he fights for dominance at the corner bistro?

[reallyaprincess]

Well, Australian guys are okay, but they have nothing on the French. Sorry. I'm ignoring your tone.

[pappybear]

I bet Australian guys would take the news better than your French kid.

[reallyaprincess]

Do you really think so?????

[pappybear]

Yeah.

[reallyaprincess]

...maybe I should keep my eyes open then, in case an Australian pops up that I find appealing.