"Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better"
Title: “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better”
Pairing: Lionel Messi/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,010
Disclaimer: This is a lie until further notice.
Warning: Slight Kink and Dirtiness and Sex
Author’s Note: CR7 won Pichichi so I’m celebrating with porn lol
Cristiano was lying on his bed, flipping through channels before stopping on one that was showing him scoring. He had won Pichichi and now he could say that he was truly better than Messi and Barcelona and yes, he would always put on the façade of not caring and the appreciation for Barcelona’s skill, being better was what he strived for. Just then, his doorbell rang. He looked at the clock and got up, expecting to see maybe Iker or Kaka because it was late and only they came over this late. He looked down at himself and groaned; it had better be Kaka because he was only wearing underwear. He opened the door and was completely surprised. Lionel Messi was standing on his doorstep, hands shoved in his pockets, hair disheveled (as normal). Cristiano wasn’t used to seeing him in anything other than a Barça kit.
“Leo…what… why… it’s late” he stammered. Leo’s expression remained unreadable as he shamelessly eyed Cristiano’s body up and down.
“Yeah it is. Can I come in?” he asked, taking an invasive step forward.
“Yeah, sure” said Cristiano as the argentine walked past him,” make yourself at home.” As he closed the door, he turned back to Messi.
“So, what did you -” but before he could finish, the younger man had shoved him forcefully into the door, attacking his mouth with his. Cristiano was taken aback by the argentine’s aggressive actions, but quickly started kissing him back and trying to gain control. Sensing Cristiano’s quest for dominance, Leo pinned his wrists to the door and slipped his tongue into Cristiano’s parted mouth. Suddenly, he drew back, but tightened his grip on Ronaldo’s wrists.
“Tonight, your ass is mine. How does that sound, Cris?” he whispered hotly into his ear. Cristiano was turned on by this aggressive side of Messi he was seeing, but also angered. This was his enemy and how dare he, Lionel Messi, come into his house in the middle of the night and tell him that he was gonna fuck him. He tried to get out of the smaller man’s grip, but he was trapped. Messi growled at him and dug his nails into his wrists.
“No. I’m in charge.” With that, he pushed him over to the dining room table. Cristiano was very aroused and very shocked that sweet, innocent Lionel Messi could be so dominant and aggressive and…sexy. Messi finally let go of him and Cristiano turned towards him. Leo smirked at him while he undid his pants.
“You enjoying this, Cris?” he asked as he eyed the bulge in Cristiano’s underwear. Cris simply nodded as he watched the Argentine undress in front of him slowly. As he slipped off his underwear, Cristiano made a small sound of approval.
“On your knees, Cristiano” he ordered quietly and Ronaldo sank to his knees in front of him, placing a tentative hand on his pale thigh. He wrapped a hand around his cock, eliciting a moan from Leo. He took a deep breath before taking all of his cock into his mouth making Lionel cry out and grab his hair. Cristiano bobbed his head quickly on his cock and reached around, grabbing Messi’s supple ass. Suddenly, Leo yanked him up and was kissing him with such ferocity; Cristiano moaned and wrapped his arms around his neck, deepening the kiss. Finally, after they were both gasping for breath did Lionel speak.
“Bend over and spread yourself out for me,” he told him and Cristiano quickly did as he was told. He had no sooner gotten in position on the table when he felt the sharp sting as Leo brought his hand down hard. He yelped as he was spanked again.
“Fuck” he growled, making Leo chuckle.
“Aww am I being to hard on Real Madrid’s precious Cristiano?” he teased. Cristiano arched his back and shoved his ass out farther.
“Harder” he groaned. Lionel was spanking him and Cristiano was painfully hard and needed to get off. He couldn’t stop moaning and was practically begging the Argentine to fuck him. Finally, he stopped and heard the unmistakable sound of lube being opened and felt it being poured on his ass. Leo rubbed at his ass for a few moments, making Cris hiss in pain.
“You ready for my cock, slut? I want you to beg for it.” He whispered hotly. Cristiano moaned for the filth of his words.
“Please give me your cock, Leo. I need it. Please!” he moaned. Without warning, Messi shoved his dick all the way into Cristiano, making him scream out in pain and ecstasy. Lionel pounded into Cristiano hard, not once faltering in his furious rhythm. The Portuguese man was gripping the table and moaning with every thrust, his chest dripping sweat onto the polished wood beneath him. Cristiano arched his back harder and felt Messi’s hands roaming over his back, urging him to arch more. He felt him reach around and wrap his hand around his leaking cock. It only took a few strokes before Cristiano was cumming, spurt after spurt landing below him. The tightening caused Messi to quickly follow suit, collapsing on the older man. They lay like that, covered in sweat and cum, before Lionel pulled out of Cristiano. Cristiano turned and grabbed Lionel’s face gently and kissed him, pulling him close. When they pulled away, Cristiano grabbed him by the hand and led him too his bedroom, smiling as the younger man crawled into his bed. Cristiano quickly joined him and was surprised when he snuggled up to him. After a few moments of silence, Leo looked up at him and started pressing light kisses all over his face.
“Thanks for letting me fuck you” he mumbled. Cristiano laughed and pulled him closer.
“So is this only because I scored more goals or because of the end of the league or what” he asked him. Lionel shrugged and smiled.
“It’s only when you’re a bad boy” he told him with a sly grin. Cristiano laughed.
“Your gonna be over here a lot.”