002-omgwtfbat

[lotsofrunning]

[Appears on the plane, looking winded followed by a creepy bat that's CHASING her]

--wait. It can follow me?

[Sighs and takes off running again]

Why do you want to eat me, anyway? What did I ever do to you? I probably don't even taste that good, anyway. Just like salt and leaves and dirt. [Licks self, while running] Yep. Definitely dirt. And

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[noking]

Well it's the inside that matters.

[lotsofrunning]

Always good to know?

[noking]

You should switch tactics.

[lotsofrunning]

Dunno if you've ever been chased by a bat that could eat you, but I'm not sure if that'll work.

[noking]

Why don't you kill it?

[lotsofrunning]

I'd much rather not.