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[superskelton]

[On the Plane appears a figure who is by now probably pretty familiar to some. But this Chris looks a little older, and distinctly more eighties than seventies. Gone are the brown suits and knitted jumpers, replaced with a stonewashed denim jacket, patterned shirt, skinny polyester tie, and jeans tight enough they look as though they could have

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[poshmouthytart]

Calling this abduction isn't entirely inaccurate.

[Here, Chris, have a smirking Alex. He's just so adorable when he's confused. Which is... often.]

I suspect you don't remember me either?

[superskelton]

[Well, now he'll be looking even more confused.]

...Boss? Ma'am.

Weren't you s'posed to be in a coma still?

[poshmouthytart]

Oh, this is bloody brilliant.

[She looks shocked and, as rare occasion as it is, completely speechless.]

I. Um. Well, I suppose from your perspective I am still in a coma.

[superskelton]

[Chris gives her a look. One that says 'I'm not that stupid'.]

No you aren't. Wouldn't be talking if you were, would you?

[superskelton]

How'd you th-- [Whatever else he was going to say is cut off by Chris answering his own question and vanishing. He soon reappears, though, looking no less confused than before.]

D'you think you could say that again? Don't think I understood it the first time, like.

[superskelton]

[Staring. Because he still doesn't get it.]

...Like something off the telly, then?