002 - Le jour de gloire est arrivé!

[bringme24601]

[Javert arrives on the Plane, entirely by accident, with his desk.

[He is not in a good mood.

[Is he ever?

[He slams his fists on his desk in frustrated anger.]

DAMN IT! How dare he make a fool of me? Of the law!? That man...

[He falls silent for a moment and closes his eyes in thought. He then opens them and immediately takes out a quill to

Comments

[house_1_god_0]

Yes, how dare he? It's not like it's easy or anything.

{:| He's ready to hit you back this time, dude}

[bringme24601]

[He continues writing but then he places House's voice. He stops and raises his head.]

You!

[He rises and takes out his cudgel]

[house_1_god_0]

{Unnecessarily loudly,} Don't club me, bro!

{Then deadpan again} Seriously, what is it with you and beating cripples? Racist.

[bringme24601]

If you do not wish to feel pain, you would do well to come quietly. And no tricks this time. I don't care what state your leg might be in.

[ooc: that was hysterical]

[house_1_god_0]

Wait, seriously? I think you're missing a pretty big concept here. Like the fact even if I come with you, where the hell are you going to take me? What, are you going to lock me inside the bar?

[bringme24601]

Hmph. I will find somewhere appropriate. And if I cannot, then I will simply have to guard you for the duration of your sentence.

[house_1_god_0]

Yeah, no. I've got better things to do. My porn isn't going to download itself.

[bringme24601]

If you will not come quietly...

[Starts walking toward House, cudgel ready]

[house_1_god_0]

You realize I'll just leave again if you try and hit me? As much as I love Cuddy bitching at me about be "unethical", I love you even less.

[bringme24601]

I will not yield!

[Here comes the cudgel]

[house_1_god_0]

{And there goes House! I think I see a pattern in their interactions here.}

[bringme24601]

[Puts his cudgel away and takes his seat. He ponders.]

I'll have to find a way to stop him from doing that.

[He returns to his writing]