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[bacchusprincess]

[Juliet appears in a deserted(?) part of the Plane. He is sitting on the ground, intently staring at a cellphone in his hand. He looks like as if he wouldn't be able to decide that he wants to break it or want it to just ring already. None of that happens for a while so he decides on the first one and smashes it down next to him, making it break

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[mercwamouth]

Quick somebody call the WHAAAAMbulance.

[bacchusprincess]

[He looks up at Deadpool, then away. Burying his face in his hands even. They can't see him like that, hah, clever!] Shut up...

[mercwamouth]

Here, let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin.

[Starts rubbing two of his fingers together]

[bacchusprincess]

... [Juliet can't hear it! D:] Shut the violin up too... [Sniff.]

[mercwamouth]

Crai moar, n00b!

[bacchusprincess]

[Death glare, though it would be much more better without those tears. Really.]

Thank you. [Stands up, slowly.]

[mercwamouth]

Yeah, that's--

Whut? "Thank you"?

[bacchusprincess]

[For showing him why he utterly hates people! So he can smile again!] My my... I think I'm really thankful this time... [Chuckles, a little 'nervously' as he wipes a few tears.] What was your name I'm afraid I couldn't catch it at first~

[mercwamouth]

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

[bacchusprincess]

Oh my, I doubt I will be able to call you that...

[mercwamouth]

...Ugh. Whatever. Not worth it.

[bacchusprincess]

Oh? [Blinks, and hurries after him.] Shall I just call you Hero then~? It quite suits you don't you think~? [Sniffs, and cleans his face from the leftover tears, and beams.]

[mercwamouth]

[Points gun at him. Touchy subject.]

Say "hero" again.

[bacchusprincess]

[Ooh, those subjects are Juliet's favorites. He stares at the gun a little confused.] Hero~? [Beams~]

[mercwamouth]

[bacchusprincess]

[Adfgdfhhgjk! Ducks!]