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[Somewhere on the Plane, out in some random area, sitting quietly on the ground, is an ansaphone.]

[...all right, maybe not quietly. It is, in fact, a rather loud ansaphone. It is yelling, and swearing, and all in a fairly familiar English accent.]

[The red light on the phone is blinking rather angrily. The ansaphone is not happy.]Henrietta? GET

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[....]

[Oh Someone.]

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Hello? Look is there anyone out there? Anyone at all? Hello!

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...Crowley?

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...Aziraphale?

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What happened?

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[SIGH]

I was travelling by phone line and Henrietta trapped me in this bloody thing. Give us a hand?

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Wha--why?

[Pushes play]

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[OH THANK HEA- SOMETHING]

[Crowley is now laying nearby on his back, savouring the sweet feeling of not being tiny and trapped any more.]

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[Comes and sits down next to him.] Are you quite all right?

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[Deep breath]

Ngh...well enough, considering.

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Now would you care to explain why she trapped you in there?

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[Looks up at him]

She's still cross with me over last week's little fiasco.

She threatened to put me in the car, Aziraphale. The car.

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In--oh dear.

[Won't laugh. This is serious.]

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[....]

Angel this is serious.

[extutela]

I'm well aware, dear boy.

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[He sighs and sits up, bending his knees and resting his forearms on them]

What am I going to do with her? I don't know how much more of this experiment I'll be able to survive.