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[Kate stumbles onto the Plane, battered and bleeding and covered in blood of various colours; she holds a gun in one hand and an ancient axe in the other, and manages to keep hold of both when she drops to her knees]
Really. Hate. Surprise. Demons.
[she lets go, breathing heavily as her hands slam against the Plane; the idea, of course, is to ( Read more... )
Really. Hate. Surprise. Demons.
[she lets go, breathing heavily as her hands slam against the Plane; the idea, of course, is to ( Read more... )
Demons? In Law & Order? What are you, Serena Deviance 12?
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Hey, I'm not the Assistant DA goin' around talkin' about demons. I'm an armed merc in a costume. I'm expected to talk nonsense. What's your excuse?
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By the way, the costume is tacky.
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...Alright, clearly confusing you with someone.
And by "tacky" you must mean "bad-ass".
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...And no, I mean tacky.
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...Oh, right. Took me a while to notice the distinct "Whedon" in your voice.
You're probably from that one I never got around to watching. Not really one for spin-offs.
What's your name? Or should I just call you She-Who-Eats-Assistant-DAs?
...SWEADA?
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[shakes her head, but smiles]
Kate, but I like that too.
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And I'm Wade, but I like "Deadpool" too. I also like "Mr. Awesome".
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...Kind of a secret prison for experimental rejects. They had a dead pool there. Basically betting on who would die first. I was the leader of the dead pool. That's where the name comes from.
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[deep frown] No one knew about it? No, of course not, you could fill a few stadiums with the things no one knows about.
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Nope. Only people who knew about it are either dead or me.
Wanna know something funny, though? This secret prison? It was based in Canada. Isn't that fucked up?
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Typical.
...When I think of Canada, I don't think of secret prisons, no. ...Not that I think of Canada often.
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...Which is probably why they went with Canada. Last place you'd look.
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