003--Going to chapel and we're gonna get married

[lotsofrunning]

[Is currently wearing some revealing jungle-bride clothes and jewelery and body art and what have you, and looking sort of disgruntled]

....anyone know how to get out of a, er, blowgun marriage?

((Jenny is wearing this, btw. And she was exploring the jungle, wandered into a village, and they were like "HI! You live here now! Marry this cool kid

Comments

[lamb_of_gold]

I'd think dodging the blowgun would be a good first step.

[lotsofrunning]

I tried, but there are too many of them to dodge at once.

[lamb_of_gold]

And no other means of escape?

[lotsofrunning]

Not that I can see.

[bloodyroadking]

Tell them you're already married and your husband is a big and powerful man who will hurt them all if they harm you!

[lotsofrunning]

I have no clue how well that will work.

[frigidfourth]

Interesting- you said a 'blowgun' marriage?

[lotsofrunning]

It's the middle of the jungle.

[frigidfourth]

And?

[lotsofrunning]

The natives have blowguns, instead of shotguns.

[miseardae]

[stare]

Tell them your father will interrogate them before any such thing takes place. Painfully.

[shrugs out of his coat, offering it to her]

[lotsofrunning]

[Blinks at the coat, then puts it on]

I can try it.

[miseardae]

[slight, satisfied smile]

Please do.

[which fades into a frustrated frown]

Not that I can follow up on it, really, not...yet.

[lotsofrunning]

It's the thought that counts?

[clayfireworks]

...[laughs]

[lotsofrunning]

What?

[clayfireworks]

How the hell do you get into a situation like that? [still laughing]

[lotsofrunning]

Running through the jungle?