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title: The Extraordinary League of Household Items (mild Haine/Badou)
rating: PG-13 for language
IMPORTANT - make sure you know what happened in chapter 2 page 24 to get this.
Haine lurches in his seat when he feels a solid “click” against the metal on his neck. He sits still for a minute before he silently reaches back. He feels the small piece of paper slide between a very familiar force as he stiffly pulls it free.
[Haine.
Toilet paper
Beer
CIGARETTES!!!! DON’T FORGET THEM THIS TIME
New toothbrushes
Porn
Food is purely optional but I’ve being experiencing this really funny craving for some beef jerky lately]
With the same grace and restraint he exercised before, he reaches back again to unstick a tacky magnet from his neck.
That son... Of. A. Bitch.
Badou’s shoulders are still shaking with laughter when he’s on the floor getting the sweet sweet life slowly strangled out of him, “Can’t you see it’s fucking PERFECT? Badou and Haine, Eyepatch and Whitehair, Alarm Clock and Refrigerator.”
'Husband and Wife,' in the part of his mind he reserved for insane thoughts and personas, the Dog mimicks his partner’s singsong voice.
Haine viciously headbutts Badou to make them both shut the fuck up.
rating: PG-13 for language
IMPORTANT - make sure you know what happened in chapter 2 page 24 to get this.
Haine lurches in his seat when he feels a solid “click” against the metal on his neck. He sits still for a minute before he silently reaches back. He feels the small piece of paper slide between a very familiar force as he stiffly pulls it free.
[Haine.
Toilet paper
Beer
CIGARETTES!!!! DON’T FORGET THEM THIS TIME
New toothbrushes
Porn
Food is purely optional but I’ve being experiencing this really funny craving for some beef jerky lately]
With the same grace and restraint he exercised before, he reaches back again to unstick a tacky magnet from his neck.
That son... Of. A. Bitch.
Badou’s shoulders are still shaking with laughter when he’s on the floor getting the sweet sweet life slowly strangled out of him, “Can’t you see it’s fucking PERFECT? Badou and Haine, Eyepatch and Whitehair, Alarm Clock and Refrigerator.”
'Husband and Wife,' in the part of his mind he reserved for insane thoughts and personas, the Dog mimicks his partner’s singsong voice.
Haine viciously headbutts Badou to make them both shut the fuck up.