Estupida
In my vain attempt of getting some color, I used this today;
Normally, I wouldn't care much to how pale I am, especially in the summer, but these last two years, I don't know, I just want some color.
Last year I got relatively toasted. like.. the light pastry setting on the toaster.
This year, we're embarking the end of June and the only tan lines I have are on my feet. No joke, my feet are seriously the only things that have color on them at the moment.
I was given a half used box of the sunless self-tanner pictured above. This afternoon I said to myself, "I don't know when I'm going to go to the beach, I'll try this thing," so I did.
The box said it'll leave you streak free and blah blah blah. There wasn't any streaks but you know what happens when you miss some spots? YOU LOOK DAMN RIDICULOUS. How would I know this? Uh, because I ended up missing the whole back of my flabby arms, that's how. I took another one of those towelettes and attempted to get the spots I missed, there's a possibility that I fixed it and another possibility that I made it worse.
... and I'm going to the beach tomorrow. Go figure.
Normally, I wouldn't care much to how pale I am, especially in the summer, but these last two years, I don't know, I just want some color.
Last year I got relatively toasted. like.. the light pastry setting on the toaster.
This year, we're embarking the end of June and the only tan lines I have are on my feet. No joke, my feet are seriously the only things that have color on them at the moment.
I was given a half used box of the sunless self-tanner pictured above. This afternoon I said to myself, "I don't know when I'm going to go to the beach, I'll try this thing," so I did.
The box said it'll leave you streak free and blah blah blah. There wasn't any streaks but you know what happens when you miss some spots? YOU LOOK DAMN RIDICULOUS. How would I know this? Uh, because I ended up missing the whole back of my flabby arms, that's how. I took another one of those towelettes and attempted to get the spots I missed, there's a possibility that I fixed it and another possibility that I made it worse.
... and I'm going to the beach tomorrow. Go figure.