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1) CLYDE are the best. We're one point off third place. Unlike Stranraer.
2) We have a RED strip.
3) Optical Express sponsorship. Free eye tests. Ability to actually SEE the ball.
Against Stranraer...
1) They are just bollocks. 'MON THE CLYDE is a cool chant. Unlike 'mon the Stranraer. I mean, c'mon!
2) They travel on boats. Meaning they get sea legs during the games. Ergo, crapness.
3) They only have 13 points and are in 8th place. We have over double the amount of points they have.
4) Urm...I don't know about the hotness of the players...but, Dawn is clearly wrong, I mean, her taste in men, I shall not even mention
JOIN THE CLYDE FAN CLUB
Please?
2) We have a RED strip.
3) Optical Express sponsorship. Free eye tests. Ability to actually SEE the ball.
Against Stranraer...
1) They are just bollocks. 'MON THE CLYDE is a cool chant. Unlike 'mon the Stranraer. I mean, c'mon!
2) They travel on boats. Meaning they get sea legs during the games. Ergo, crapness.
3) They only have 13 points and are in 8th place. We have over double the amount of points they have.
4) Urm...I don't know about the hotness of the players...but, Dawn is clearly wrong, I mean, her taste in men, I shall not even mention
JOIN THE CLYDE FAN CLUB
Please?