Happy Hump Day!

[reality_hammer]

I'm just sitting here waiting for my free stuff to arrive. I quit my jobs and stopped paying my mortgage and credit cards. I told them all to send the bills to Obama.

*whistles*

Comments

[lilmelodie]

Good luck with that! Maybe I should send him my student loan bills!

[hollis1975]

in all honesty i wonder what he would do if we did that. send him our utility bills, all sorts of bills to arrive on his first day in office with a note saying: YOU SAID YOU WOULD TAKE CARE OF US.

that would be kinda funny.

[hobsonphile]

Can we make this an actual campaign, plz? That would truly warm the cockles of my cold, black Republican heart.

[hollis1975]

i honestly think we should. tell all your republican friends. get large envelopes, black out the pertinent information, and then mail it to him. if we did that in droves with the ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE CARE OF US NOW? i think it would make a statement.

[julietvalcouer]

This is brilliant, actually. Though is anyone else worried about ending up on a hit list?

Don't laugh. My people came here to get away from gulags and forced starvation. It can happen.

[winnowill2]

I expect to go out and find that my gas tank is miraculously full.

[geah]

I hope he cleaned my windshield when he filled the tank.

[x_1013_x]

First off, I'd like a new kitchen. I expect the remodeling crew at my house when I get home. I want a new Cadillac and my dog wants one of those houses that looks like a castle. Oh yeah, and NOW! Get on it Obambi, I want it NOW!

[tjlane]

haha. Just think, you don't have to worry about gas for your car, or food, anymore. You've been saved.