Democrats claim "new evidence" that Governor Palin loves earmarks
Democrats today revealed that Governor Palin "requests money from the federal government for her own personal use" and claimed this makes her "unfit to be the (Vice) President, Governor, mother or even female".
Democrats displayed numerous tax returns where Governor Palin both claimed exemptions and accepted tax refunds.
"Clearly this is the most blatant exploitation of taxpayer money by anyone, anywhere at any time," stated people representing Democrats, the Obama campaign, women, minorities, the elderly, the disabled, children and pigs wearing lipstick.
"The only issue now is how the McCain-Bush-Palin administration will try to lie its way out of this," representatives further stated. They continued, "she can't claim now to have said 'no' to taxpayer money, can she?!"
There was a brief panic in the room when someone mistakenly reported that Governor Palin was approaching, but when that turned out to be a rumor everyone visibly relaxed and went to change their underwear.
There is no word yet from the McCain-Bush-Reagan-Bush-Quayle-Palin campaign, though when queried a representative first asked for the question about whether Governor Palin filed tax returns and accepted refunds to be repeated and after a moment said "...seriously?"
Scandalous!
Democrats displayed numerous tax returns where Governor Palin both claimed exemptions and accepted tax refunds.
"Clearly this is the most blatant exploitation of taxpayer money by anyone, anywhere at any time," stated people representing Democrats, the Obama campaign, women, minorities, the elderly, the disabled, children and pigs wearing lipstick.
"The only issue now is how the McCain-Bush-Palin administration will try to lie its way out of this," representatives further stated. They continued, "she can't claim now to have said 'no' to taxpayer money, can she?!"
There was a brief panic in the room when someone mistakenly reported that Governor Palin was approaching, but when that turned out to be a rumor everyone visibly relaxed and went to change their underwear.
There is no word yet from the McCain-Bush-Reagan-Bush-Quayle-Palin campaign, though when queried a representative first asked for the question about whether Governor Palin filed tax returns and accepted refunds to be repeated and after a moment said "...seriously?"
Scandalous!