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[realfakehero]

Emperor on Earth!  How did this get here?

[There is a really ugly clock in one of the courtyards of the castle that wasn't there yesterday.  I mean really ugly and tacky looking.  Did I mention it's huge as well as ugly and in bad taste?  Come and bother Cain as to why he's so upset.]

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[memoryisthekey]

You recognize this?

[realfakehero]

Unfortunately. One of the more embarrassing parts of my career in my opinion.

[memoryisthekey]

How wonderful. An embarrassing part of my career happens to be present as well.

[realfakehero]

I won't ask if you don't.

[memoryisthekey]

Deal.

[realfakehero]

Good. Now, let's just leave before-

[Whoops, too late. It's starting to chime the hour. Which it does by having a clockwork statue of Cain come out and behead a number of clockwork monsters corresponding to the time.]

[memoryisthekey]

Well. That's certainly... creative.

[realfakehero]

It really wasn't that big of a deal. I still say I was undeserving of such an ... honor.